One Moment Please !

Serious.

2012-01-25T02:18:00.000+08:00

Doing some serious shits tonight.
I mean some serious reading on legal advice.
Labour law,actually.

Yes,I need to read them...simply because I need them.

Like reallyyyyyy neeeeeddddd themmmmm.

There are terms I cannot understand.
Payah benor!
Merangkak akak baca..
Siap guling-guling sbb tak paham!
Bodohnye hahahaha.

This is crazy but where should I go and seek for advice (for free lah..saya adelah mesekin!) ?

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Serabut.

2012-01-19T19:32:00.001+08:00

Semalam nasib agak tak baik.
Ceh..sempat ngadu kat blog.

Patah semangat.
Hilang semangat.
Luntur semangat.

I je masih kussss semangat hahaha.

Bila dah demotivated camni, kerja pun sambil lewa.
Maaf,itu yang dianggap tentang saya so what's the point of showing my semangat?

The moment I heard it all, I know I am no longer good.
Tahi semata.

Whatever.

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Muda remajatua

2012-01-15T05:12:00.001+08:00

Saje kan capub gambo ala-ala moda remaja.
Apa kau ingat Jita Che Wan je mampu pakai skirt ala remaja??
Ahkak walaupun body figure jauh berjuta kelometer dari Jita tu..tapi ahkak mampu bercamwhore sebegini.

Muda,bukan?

Ye, ahkak tak secelen Kak Jita.

Ahkak sentaps.

P.S i seriously need some sleep cuz I am working on Sunday morning. My life is so cool. My life is so cool. I am working on Sunday! *hentak kaki protes*

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20 Things I Would Like To Do in 2012!

2012-01-10T23:10:00.000+08:00

Sebab masih Januari, saya pun mahu poyo list down 20 Perkara Saya Mahu Lakukan Pada Tahun 2012! (Translate)

Haaa kauuu.
Ni bukan Google Translate,mahupun subtitle CD cetak rompak.
Mungkin CD cetak rompak subtitlenya begini:
"20 Perkara Saya Nak Pergi Lakukan Dalam 2012!"

*fitams*

Anyways...

1. Cari kerja baru eh! No! Build my career. Means kerja molek-molek. Boss sayang terus kasi rete dia eh! Terus kasi bonus+increment+bonus $$$

(Hai,nama saya Mata Duitan. You can call me $$$)

2. Cari pacar baru eh! Silap! Kawen dengan baby elephant supaya tidak selalu gaduh tetapi selalu bermanjaaaaaa.

Tettttttt.
Haipppp, nakal!

Sumpah meremang bulu roma.
Takleh bayang gajah dan dugong bertemu di pelaminan.

Abe sayam! Kata nak gi gim!! Where are you?!

3. Start a healthy lifestyle.
No more junk food, less sugar (takpe,manisnya senyuman dah cukup bahagia kan kan kannn?)
Pergi gim. Diet. Diet. Fine, diet ni kalau dapat bertahan..mmg saya hebat!

Kahkahkah dasar perut tempayan.

4. Bagi parents duit lebih sikit. Kurangkan apa yg patut.
Means kene berjimat cermat membawa muafakat.

Takpe, nan pengyou berjimat, I muafakat tolong menggandakan usaha beliau berjimat dengan membantu pegi sopim.

Eh.

I love you, nan pengyou hikhikhik.

5. Menggandakan aktiviti berteraskan keugamaan.
Seperti mengaji dan melakukan segala perintah Allah SWT.

I want to be a good Muslim.
InsyaAllah.

6. Mahu maju dan berpikiran positip.
Saya adalah negatip sentiasa juga berdendam. Saya mula belajar maapkan orang dan berharap org memaapkan saya. Saya juga bercita-cita utk membuat side income. Mungkin jual nasi lemak. Sape tau lakuuu?

(Masak sambal pun tak pass..PROPA!!)

7. Travel tak kira memana!
Annual trip ke Jakarta op cozzz!
Cuma ongkosnya gak ada gitu lho!

Nak gak bawak family gi cuti reramai,have fun mcm kekecik :)

8. Belajar swimmim.
Saya tak pandai swimmim.
Penah lemas dekat pool Mersing Inn bersama kakak.
Dia siap tolak kepala saya dalam air sampai aku tenggelam sebab nak jerit mintak tolong.

So sweeeeeet! :P

Hmmpfffttt!

9. Beli rumah kos mahal.
Tak salah kannnn nak berangan. Kbye.

10. Dapat body macam Fazura.
Tak salah kannnn nak berangan lagi sekali. Kbye.

Sambung esok-esok lah lagi balance 10 ni.

(Padahal tatau nak tulis hape.. PROPA kuekkk!)

Kene tulis gak...

*to be continued*

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Haipppppp asah hujung rotan

2012-01-06T01:08:00.001+08:00

Tak boleh tido lah pulak.
Musim panas membahang.
Sementara ada lagi belen credit berukband inieww sebelum tamat tempoh esok,maka ku beryoutube-ing.
Alang-alang nak tunggu lelap.

Sudahnya tak rasa nak tido!
Huwaaaa.

Maybe some of you dah tgk video adik Amalina belas-belas A dlm spm tu.
I have watched and read the comments.
Some comments are harsh and OTT lak.
I mean at least she is so brave to come out and ask ppl to pray for her.
Pasal slang dia tu,omg pls.
Tu style org bando ckp Melayu.
Still understand-able.
Kang klu dia kecek Kelate demo maroh pulok.
Ye ah hantar sampai ke UK,kecek Kelate pulok dionyo.
C'mon! At least she speaks in Bahasa Malaysia.

Tak sanggup nak bayang kalau dia speaking London,aku rasa komen penuh caci maki lupa daratan segala eleh...
Cuba korang kat tempat dia.
Gelupur nak tunjuk betapa English student nya akuuu.

Satu je aku tak gemar sangat dalam video dia.
Eyeshadow kau dik.
And gambar kontroversi kau,so fashion faux pas.
Please dik.
Lacey leggings nak pakai kena ada gaya.
Biorpun kau berpotoshoot cuma.

And I hope Amalina tak kecewakan all Malaysians dengan buat attitude tak bagus..demo sana-sini.
Sorry aku meluat sgt tgk org nak fight untuk kebebasan tp lupa tanggungjawab.

When the time comes, you do what you think you would like to do.
Maksudnya, masa pilihanraya kau pangkah yang kau mahu.
Thats the way.

Now habiskanlah belajar ye adik-adik.
Bangsa lain pandai bahagi tanggungjawab,jangan kita plak yg ketinggalan sbb sibuk berdemo bagai.

Tak dengar cakap, cikgu rotan buntut!!!

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Tahun baru.

2012-01-03T12:31:00.001+08:00

Happy New Year,uols!
Gosh,terasa akak semakin tua.
Resolutions bagai tak buat because I know me.
Takde disiplin punya orang hikhikhik.

If I ada resolution pun it would be the same: to live a healthy life (READ: kuruskan badan) tapi kau tengokkkk...
Kurus ke aku dah bertahun-tahun azam yg sama je?

Sabau je lah!!

Actually,dah tekad nak kuruskan badan kononnya 1.1.2012 akan start diet gegile.
Tapi malangnya 1.1.2012 masih melantak segala macam benda!

Buruk perangai.

Oleh itu,ku pasrah je dgn badan comel.
Tembam pun tembam lah.
Dugong pun ok what!

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27th

2011-12-30T00:00:00.004+08:00

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to my baby elephant a.k.a nan pengyou!
FINALLY WE ARE IN THE SAME BOAT!
Welcome to 27th club, dahling!

Semoga panjang umur, murah rezeki, sentiasa beriman, dicepatkan jodoh (EHEM!), tak menggatal/merenyam, dikurniakan kesihatan yang baik, sentiasa tabah dengan kegilaanku kahkahkah.

Basically, you know.....

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*kuis-kuis jari.................*

GEDIKNYA OH PLSSSSSS!

I hope you enjoyed all the presents I bought for you.
Which I have surprised you early this month!

OMAIII.
I cannot tahan cuz too excited so I gave him earlier.
Duh.

And please take the guitar home because I do not know how to play one.
And that free aviator sunnies from Kedai Korea is mine.
You have your KC sunnies so keep your hands outta my sunnies heeeeeeeeeee.

You know it is all 'investment' (hikhikhik)
And you know my birthday is on February...so dahling! You know what I want kan kan kan?

*big grin*

XOXO,
S.

SEE COMEL OK BABY ELEPHANT NI!
Rasa macam nak lempang laju-laju pastu sepuk-sepuk sebab comel sgt.

Baby koala comel ke?!

Jual.

2011-12-27T21:59:00.000+08:00

If I nak buat garage sale kat sini,agak-agak dapat sambutan ke idokkk?
Kannn..aku ni fefeeling ada reader (see,not even plural!!)padahal..hazabbb!
Hehehe.
Takpe,I try..
Mana tau ada yg bloghopping pastu malang nasib beliau terbloghop kat sini....
Sebab penulis bukan hanya wajahnya seperti tempayan malahan bodynya ibarat dugong terdampar di lautan sepi.

Sobs.

I have to clear my stuff since I nak move out soon.
How I wish I can stay at RD but I cannot.
My fulus is halusssss.
Sobs.

Pun tak dapat duduk dekat tempat idaman (goodbye d'rimba..goodbye armanee terrace..I love love love you like a song,babies)
Dah kata akak keje eksekutip bancuh kopi,gaji ratus-ratus je uols!
Tak mampooooo!

*nanges*

Maybe I nak jual:

1. Semakfons (my Belly and Tabla)
2. Queen bed (katil besi ala2 pwincess awww gedik!)--tilam not included!
3. Baju-bajuan pelbagai saiz (saiz paling besar: RAHSIA!)
4. Household items (mcm pinggan yg tak pakai lagi,used small kitchen almari dgn stove, etc)
5. Etc (no idea what to sell!)

Definitely kena list down what items I nak jual and which yg I perangkut gi rumah baru.
Plus I baru je survey few houses (flat jah!)
And I found that room I duduk now pun boleh bayar one nice apartment.
Tapi kat Puncak Alam lah.

Phewwwwww.

Bergulailah nak drive jejauh gi opis.
Pastu hazab balik opis nak sampai ke rumah.
Orang dah start 'burp alhamdulillah' habis dinner, saya plak on the way balik rumah.
Sadissss.

If I nak rent a room dekat area office, my choice is a small room lah.
Murah tu tak lah kot.
But enough for me.
And I don't want to be the master tenant because it is too tiring.
Seriously.

Hmmmmmm.

Myspace VS Facebook

2011-12-25T20:34:00.002+08:00

HAHAHAHA!

Seriously?

Ada lagi ke main Myspace?

OMG. So veteran!

HAHAHAHA.

Friendster pun dah jadi tukun game like WTF!

I lost all the pictures uploaded there!

Really mad!

JKHPUHFUILO(IUYGFVN!!

But Tom dgn Mark Zuckerberg, handsome lagi Tom tu hihihi.

P.S A big clap goes to the 'HERO' of the year...adik turunkan bendera. Macam pengawaslah kau ni dik! :p

Disko!Disko!

2011-12-19T01:25:00.000+08:00

I have deactivated my Facebook sebab my semakpon's batt drained cepat sangat.
But I didn't deactivate my Twitter sebab sana senang meroyan kahkahkah.

Memandangkan ni lunch hour dan sedang mengatasi Cabaran 2 Minggu Tanpa Facebook (baru masuk 4 hari...Cabar diri sendiri..MAMPU?!) jadi akak belog-belog lah kan.

Alang-alang membelog, saya belogkan bagi auto-published sbb ada 58% cakap blog akak boring! *rujuk sidebar poll*
Sentap!

Hahahahaha.
No lah.
Ada akak kesah?

Mmg dulu blog suke-suke je.
Skang blog suka suki je.
Nak katup, takut bosan lak nanti.

Susah kalau meroyan dipendam.

Kat sini jelah tempat nak meroyan walaupun...............................................................

Hati kan cepat berubah.
Dulu tak sangka iols (kau kejap akak, kejap saya, kejap aku...ni iols plak?!KRISIS IDENTITI!) boleh tulis cam funny funny tahi ayam kan...

Entah bila I ni fefeeling funny sedangkan tidak!

Now I look funny only hor?
I big size like dugong, funny lah weh.

Little mermaid is pretty.

Little dugong?

Liar!

Dugong where got little?

ALL BIG!

Sentap akak lagi sekali.

Anyways,
Masa kekecik kan korang suka lagu apa?
I mean lagu kanak-kanak lah macam air pasang pagi (or dalam?whatever tak ingat lirik) tanam pokok bunga lalalalala OK PakNil, I takmo kunci apa-apa lirik!

So, lagu korang lagu apa?
Bapakku pulang dari kota bapakku ~~bawakkan mak baru~~ belikan kereta?

Dulu masa cousins I kecik-kecik dulu, I ada gak layan dorang main-main nyanyi ni.
So my pilihan ialah lagu ola oli ku beri nama tuuuu.
The lyric goes like this:

Ola oli ku beri nama
Saudara-saudari cikebum
Malam-malam minggu
Siang-siang hari...

Remember this song?

So I pun nyanyi lah beria-ria sambil tarik note tinggi..

"♪ ♫ .......Malam-malam minggu
Siang-siang hari...
Disko!Disko!.........."

Tetibe akak dengar cousins yang dua orang dok nyanyi "SOLAT!SOLAT!" instead of Disko! Disko! uols!

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Time tu I baru habis SPM plak mmg fefeeling nak rumba jimba kekdahnya!

*petirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

INSAFLAH UOLS!

Rumah.

2011-12-16T11:00:00.005+08:00

Korang ada try apply Skim Perumahan Kerajaan tu ke?

How is it?

Easy ka?

Heard only RM 200K house je boleh beli.

I am so sad.

*SFX Bersamamu*

(tak habis-habis SFX Bersamamu...OK FINE SFX Cerekarama TV3*

*SFX Cerekarama TV3---drama yang sesendu k..sila bayang!*

Kat KL RM 200K dapat rumah area mana pun?

Sure area yang agak jauh from city centre, or too packed.

Takpun rumah dah lama, like 20 tahun lebih.

Bukan salah rumah umurnya remaja gitu.

Just that, masalah banyak timbul sebab rumah dah celebrate 'kunci kebebasan' gitu.

Apa kau ingat kau umur 21 tahun je kau dapat kunci kebebasan?!

Rumah lama ni satu-satu halnya yang memeningkan kepala ialah....TERMITES.

Sumpah, termites kat rumah family aku semua dia nak lantak!

Buku bank, buku teks zaman diploma degree SPM semua dia taram!

Dah sembur bagai tetap menggelinjang gituh!

Tu belum masuk jamban tercabut tu ini.

Dinding kopak, sopak and it costs thousands jugak to repair.

*sigh*

D'Rimba Kota Damansara.

I love this place!

Resort style.
Ada pool, walaupun haku dinch reti berenang!

Market price: Rm 300K ++

SEBAB SUKE: seperti yang dinyatakan di atas.

DAN..................................................................

Only few minutes to IKEA.

No toll.

P.S Nan pengyou, please take note.

And please work harder!

MORE OT!

Armanee Terrace, Damansara Perdana.

Ni pun sama!

Super Love Love Love!

Ada satu penthouse dia cantik nak pitam kauuuuu!

Harga dia pun pitam uols!

Akak keje siang malam tunggang terbalik pun tetap tak mampu beli!

TOLONG PASANG LAGU SEDIH JAP!

Rumah sewa I pun OK gak.
Dekat dengan KL city centre,only 10-15mins drive jah.

Pastu only 20mins ++ to my workplace in Kota Damansara.

Tapi tu lah...

Harga dia mencekik sikit.

Ala-ala kau makan kat gerai lauk sedap tapi harga mencekik so kau mampu bermimpi sajork!

Boleh aku bagi perumpamaan macam tu?

HAHAHAHA.

Kite duduk dekat flat jah.

*pose-pose tepi balkoni usha mamat-mamat poreigner*

Hikhikhik.

Psssttt..last week I balik keje, dalam lift ada sorang Mat Salleh ensem duduk satu blok dengan I.

Tapi dia sombong skit.

Feeling Hollywood kekdahnya!

Memandangkan usia pun dah meningkat dan banggalah jugak nak cerita saya dah jarang mintak duit kat Mak.

Bulan-bulan tak miss bagi duit kat Mak and also to my Dad.

Tersangkut tu adalah sebulan dua but always mmg bagi.

So, dah rasa ada tanggungjawab nak hidup berdikari of courselah now dah fikir pasal harta.

Nok, kalau Mak punya laki tu esteronot or retis tibi, iols show-show finger jah nak rumah mana tau!

Rumah pilihan walaupun dinch mampu segala, tatap nak hado balcony!

MAK FEFEELING MARTHA STEWART BOLEH?

Tapi cantik kannnn?

Feeling-feeling resort gituh!

Esok-esok ada anak, atas pangkin tu bersusun kasut sekolah siap kapur nak jemur bawah matahari.

Hikhikhikhik.

Simple je!

Sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Kerusi pelestik gitu boleh beli kat kedai pelestik berlambak.

Pokok-pokok tu kena invest sket beli kat nursery.

Haippp! Bukan nursery bebudak tu!

Nursery pokok-pokok tu.

Rumah ala-ala kampung gitu kan!

So, berdasarkan gaji saya yang taraf kedai runcit tepi kampung dekat parit, memang tak mampu rasanya nak beli rumah yang sedap-sedap gituh!

Lainlah gaji saya taraf Pavilion.

Iskkkk.

*tunduk muka, sembunyikan tangisan*

KEJIIIIIII.

Keji sangat nak nanges bagai kan!

Korang kalau ada anak, anak sedara or adik suruhlah dorang kurang-kurangkan belanja kat sekolah, lebihkan menabung.

Senang dah besar kang, fefeling tabur duit syiling kat bank sbb nak bayar downpayment rumah.

HAHAHAHA.

Esok-esok dah makin membangun, sebijik rumah paling-paling kos juta-juta.

Tapi gaji kau permulaan lepas abes degree tetap RM 1800++

Macam mana kau nak hidup?

KAU JAWAB SENDIRI.

Jemput masuk.

Luar Sting Garden, dalam IKEA.

Lantaklah, janji HOME SWEET HOME!

Tulisless Thursday

2011-12-15T19:25:00.000+08:00

This is LIFE!

2011-12-15T12:25:00.000+08:00

Me, myself... I am a very complicated lady.
I like to show my anger by being silent.
Or showing faces.
Bet you will hate to see my sulky face.
You'll surely hate me for life!

I do not like to be treated like some shits.
I will remember that for the rest of my life.

And I hate...
I hate when people accused me for something I didn't even do it.
And when people make fuss over something small, not-so-important shits.
Like it is a eff-ing serious business.

Wtf is wrong with you people?
Are you mad at me because I do not entertain your stupidity?

Sorry, my time is my time not yours and get the fcuk outta my way!

noun

the quality of being patient, as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like.

an ability or willingness to suppress restlessness or annoyance when confronted with delay: to have patience with a slow learner.

quiet, steady perseverance; even-tempered care; diligence: to work with patience.

bersabar dan sukar
suatu hari nanti sakit ini akan menjadi berguna kepada anda

-Google Translate English to Malay-

Right, Google.
Tough is sukar.

I don't blame you.

Chanting this for 100000000000000000 times.
No, more...
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.

I am OKAY.

2011-12-14T14:50:00.002+08:00

Mula-mula puji melambung...
Lama-lama keji bersambung-sambung.

Mula-mula rasa senang...
Lama-lama rasa tak tenang.

Mula-mula semuanya tip top...
Lama-lama apapun tak top!

Mula-mula semuanya baik...
Lama-lama semuanya taik.

Welcome depression.

Tips Pegi Interbiu Keje!

2011-12-04T14:16:00.000+08:00

Macam tak sesuai lak akak nak bagi tips pegi interbiu keje...

Dahlah aku dulu dok turun naik lebih sepuluh kali cari keje.

Ujung-ujung dapat jugak akhirnya!

Syukur!

Allah sayang kat aku, that's why diuji dan kemudian diberi peluang walaupun aku ni hangsuang punya pemalas nak berterima kasih kat Dia.

Not good not good..

Pokoknya, tips utama...

Kau berdoa kepada Tuhan, mintak dipermudahkan masa nak interview.

Jangan lepas doa kau fefeeling terus dapat!

Masa berdoa, sila pasrah ye...

"Kalau rezekiku di sini, Kau permudahkanlah interview ini. Kalau bukan rezekiku, ~~Kau bagi jugak sebab Boss dia hensem~~ aku terima seadanya dan hanya Kau yang tahu apa yang baik buatku. Amin"

Dan...tips kedua!

Silalah bersedia dengan sebaiknya.

Means kau dah dapat call for interview.
Ask them bila, kat mana, position apa yang di offer.

JANGANLAH KAU DAH CONFIRM NAK DTG LEPAS TU TAK DATANG.

Memang kena banned!

Preparation kat sini macam survey soalan basic dan jawapan yang bersesuaian.

Remember, NOT TO TALK BAD ABOUT YOUR PREVIOUS EMPLOYER!

If they ask you pun, bagi jawapan safe.

Better, jangan gatal cakap!

Then, dah boleh start rancang what time nak gerak from home ke tempat interview.

Kalau kena naik public transport, tengoklah bas,LRT mana kena amek.

Rancang perjalanan anda kalau boleh.
Kalau terlambat jugak sebab jem yang super gila, please inform the interviewer.

Jangan lupa prepare sijil yang bersesuaian yang nak dibawa.
Sijil kursus kahwin takyah bawaklah ye!

Kau nak cari keje bukan nak cari kadi untuk nikahkan...

Ingat tu!

*betulkan spek mata Cik Salmah*

Haaa...resume tu pun prepare jugak!

Kalau boleh, updatelah resume kau tu.

Cakap pasal resume tadi membawa kita ke tips yang ketiga.

Please do not cheat on your resume.

Sebabkan nak nampak super hebat, kau tulih kau ni dulu keje Sekretari padahal kau tukang bancuh kopi je!

Kena ingat, most companies they buat background check kat previous employers, just to get reference pasal kau.

Kalau nak good good je, orang nak percaya pun susah tau!

Mana yang baru abis belajar, nak update experience keje as an intern pun boleh jugak.

It is still a working experience jugak, at least to me lah kan?

Tapi jangan memandai kau cakap kau keje situ permanent padahal intern je.

Oopsss!

Tips seterusnya!

(malas nak scroll atas dah yang keberapa...)

Pakailah pakaian yang bersesuaian.

Office attire.

Smart.

Kalau yang perempuan Melayu, paling selamat pakai baju kurung.

Tapi jangan pilih yang terlalu lusuh atau warna over ceria liplapliplap.

Kau nak gi kenduri ke interbiu?!

Yang laki-laki, kemeja dan slack beserta tie.

Jangan lupa iron sekali pakaian anda.

Biar nampak kemas masa dtg interview, lepas dah dapat keje... belakang cerita wakakaka!

Jangan over confident siap tempah coat long tail bagai nak gi interview.

Kau nak interbiu keje jadi butler pun, kau jangan buat hal pakai gini!

No no no no!

Over kau tau tak?!

Dah, seterusnya...

Let's move on ke tips yang seterusnya!

Kau dah cantik, handsome nak gi interbiu..

Haa, jangan lupa pakai wangian sket.

Mana yang jenis mulut berbau, kunyah chewing gum banyak-banyak lepas tu buang sebelum melangkah masuk ke tempat interbiu tu.

Kalau mencirit sebelum interbiu, silalah cuci tangan anda ..jangan tinggal sezarah pun kekotoran di jari anda.

Kalau jenis suka sapkoklu sebelum masuk tempat interbiu tu, kunyah chewing gum atau makan gula-gula.

Kalau ada perfume travel size tu kau bawak je, sembur-sembur sket kat baju.

Jangan terlebih sembur.

Kang dia ingat kau kaunter perfume bergerak!

OK, last tips sebab akak malas menaip kahkahkah tetiba aku tak rajin plak!

Haa, tips yang seterusnya...

Tutup telefon bimbit a.k.a handphone or smartphone or tabphone kau tu.

Ye, kau ada Samseng GalaxieTub, Ipaid 12, Bluebelly Playbuku, Iporn 55 ke apa ke lah, sila silent dan jangan fefeeling online masa nak interview.

It looks seriously rude sebab orang tgh nak interview kau, tapi kau dok sms, bbq, whatzerpp bagai.

Tu belum yang main Twitjer, Facebuku.

Kalau nak sangat pegang telepon, sila curik-curik pegang tapi jangan terlalu kerap.

Kang orang ingat kau dan teleponmu tidak akan berpisah.

Bad impression you know!

Sebenarnya banyak lagi tips..tapi sebab malas nak pikir apa aku nak melalut lagi makanya tips-tips ini sajork!

Lagipun ni tips based on my experience and observation je.

I have been to countless (sebab tak ingat berapa kali hehe) interviews and I also interviewed orang.

Yang paling menyampah mangkuk sinki yang janji nak datang, but then they did not.

Dahlah tak inform, lepas tu takde pun say sorry sebab tak dtg interview.

Tak ke menyusahkan interviewer cuz they have to spare some time untuk interview the potential staff for the company, alih-alih kau tak datang.

Better dorang main FB, update blog daripada menunggu kau yang takde adab tu!

Eh, apasal tetiba emo lak?

Hi, my name is ADOILA.

2011-12-02T13:03:00.006+08:00

Tengah lunch hour ni, mmg tak makan lah.

Selain sayang duit (read: poket kering bak padang pasir SOBS), kita haruslah mulai berdiet!

Tahun lepas cakap pasal diet.

Dua tahun sudah pun pasal diet....

KURUSNYA TAK JUGAK!

Dugong sokmo!

Nak cite pasal T*esco tu malaslah plak.

Sebab telah membuat amukan, still jugak tak reply.

Jadi, mencapub kat FB page dorang kahkahkah.

Macam menggelabah labah-labah pun ada gak.

Yelah, benda 3 hengget je pun nak kecoh.

Kalau sebulan dua punya expired takpe.

Ni 5 bulan expired kauuuu!

So, G*iant, Carre*four, Ju*sco, Cold*Storage, miss me already?

Hikhikhik.

Tengah menggila buat Pavlova.

Suka buat tapi kurang makan....

Lagi suka tgk org makan and puji.

Dasar!

Kahkahkahkah.

Sebab dah plan nak jaga body sampai kurus atau mengecil, kami (saya+boyfriend gemuk tu) bertekad ke gym bersama-sama untuk tujuan tersebut.

Rumah sewa saya ada gym, so sambil gym tu sambil datinglah!

Disebabkan dua-dua badan ala-ala dugong, first day tu sempat bergym selama 45mins je.

Esoknya, tak pegi.

Tengok macam mana weekend ni.

Hikhikhikhik.

Sekarang tengah develop interest buat handmade craft.

Contohnya mcm topper atas ni.

Comelkan?

Tu belum berangan nak buat kad sendiri....

Tapi menatang craft puncher semua mahal-mahal belaka.

I is miskin and dinch mampu!

I is sad :(

Kalau dapat divert hobi memasak-kemudian-mentedarah kepada melakukan-aktiviti-kerastangan, itu sudah bagus!

Tapi tu lah mahal lah pulak craft puncher tu.

WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!

Whenever I feel sad about my appearance (I am fat+bonzai..what a great combination), I always look at Adele's pictures.

My fave is this picture.

Lawa betul.

Sambil tengok sambil munch munch.

Dengan harapan, pandai menyanyi macam Adele.

Lepas tu kulit putih macam Adele jugak.

Kahkahkahkah!

Hi, my name is ADOILA.

Barang Expired!

2011-11-30T20:31:00.000+08:00

Malam tadi, terasa nak mengunyah cream crackers. Ya ampun! Selera tak beragak kan, malam-malam nak ngunyah sokmo!

Teringat ada beli biskut kat T*esco, (20 Nov 2011). So, konon nak bukaklah pelestik..nak mentedarah biskut tu. Sambil susun molek dalam bekas,sambil tu suap sket.

"Eh,hapak betul biskut ni!"

Sebab curious kehapakan dia and nak tau sape pembuatnya, kita pun tengoklah..

"Ohh, Tesco ke pengilangnya!"

Padanlah murah pun.
RM 3.00 je uols!
Tapi kan..mata ni tajam je jeling kat Expiry Date.

Nak tau bila expired?

18-06-2011

Mintak tolong sikit, nak tanya bulan berapa sekarang ye?
Bulan November kan?
Tolong kira jugak berapa lama biskut tu dok atas shelves dekat T*esco tu?

Ikut kiraan rasanya 5 bulan kan?
Betul tak?

Ok, fine.
I do not want any compensation but I want them to do their work.
Tesco ni famous kot.
Merata ada Tesco!
Takkan takde staff buat stock check kot?
Kalau ada staff yang buat keje tu,maknanya dia tak buat keje lah?

Ok, maknanya kena complain kat T*esco ni!
So kita pun masuklah website dia, isilah complaint bagai.
Pangpungpang tulis and submit.

Ok,fine.
Baru malam tadi buat complaint but ni tak dapat apa-apa reply lagi.

So rasanya kena pegi kat Persatuan Pengguna and Biro Pengaduan Awam kot. Barulah yang sepatutnya buat kerja.

Kalau tak mengadu, makin lemaklah eh?
Duit kau dapat..jual barang makan expired.
Yang untung,kau.
Yang rugi,pelanggan.

Dahlah kita ni TescoForever je kalau nak beli apa-apa.
Suka kot shopping kat situ.

Rugi RM 3.00 tu takde hal.
Tapi it is a big name.
Patut benda ni bukan diambil sambil lewa lalalalalala aku nak untung je lalalalalalalantaklah!

Hakkktuih!

Sudahnya tak pasal aku takde selera nak makan biskut kering tau!
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Cintailah Paip Anda

2011-11-25T22:03:00.003+08:00

Dah 3 hari air takde kat opis.

Rupanya paip pecah!

Plumber sampai ke sudah takde kabo!

How dare you!

Dan hebat menahan buangan sama ada kecil atau besar!

Hebat akak!!

Jangan lepas ni manjang sembelit!

Pot Pet Pot Pet je kau tau!

2011-11-22T21:25:00.001+08:00

Alhamdulillah, almost three months kerja baru.

I love love love this place.

I mean Boss ok cool, gaji cool (siap dapat tambah hutang sobs!).

And I get to do what I have been dreaming since ages!

I LOVE MY JOB.

Hi, I'm super busy right now.

Can you push the LOO alarm at 6pm?

Well, that's minus all the workloads.

I have been working on this Project A since Day 1, where it is supposed to be done in at least 7 to 8 months time.

I baru joined almost three months tau!

Let's not talk about that.

OK, let's talk about what I hate most while working in this place.

First of all, of course kena describe my workplace, kan?

Boss pindah from old office to this place 2 weeks before I joined them.

It is a small office, but cozy.

Ada few of us je pun dekat office ni.

Oh by the way, office ni Boss sewa from the company downstairs.

Our floor ni macam mezzanine floor. (kalau kau tak paham, kau klik je ni haaaa)

Kiranya our floor ni dalam office company downstairs tu lah.

Office I mmg best.

Office bawah tu I malas nak amek tahu sangat.

Dasar jiran anti sosial katakan wakakaka.

Tapi yang menyampahnya, sebab konsep ofis dia bawah, ofis kita di atas, ala-ala terbuka lah.

Bila we all borak, dorang sibuk usha line.

Aiyoh Auntie!

Very kaypoh one!

Not only kaypoh, dorang punya vokal ala-ala mantap.

Sopranino segala!!

Bayangkanlah my colleague yang duduk dekat reception area, kesian beliau.

Tension je.

Saya bernasib baik sebab dah upgrade masuk dalam bilik hehe.

*tadah tangan SYUKRAN*

Tapi kau bayangkan tension tak tension lah kami dengar dorang memekik borak.

Lepas tu terkekek-kekek gelak.

WAH BISNES KAU MAJU NAMPAK?

BISNES ATAK BAYEKKK PUNYA WOOO WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

In my room pun dengar segala-gala.

STRESS TO THE MAX!

Until today, my Boss cannot tahan and told us that THIS IS VERY VERY OVER THE LIMIT!

My Boss agak marah.

I saw him walked towards the reception area and patah balik.

He said...........

"You cari orang yang buat partition. Kita renovatelah!"

Oh,tetiba iols kepeningan!

Bertambah-tambah kerja, bertambah-tambah stress!

Ni orang bawah punya pasal!

HAIPPPPPPPP!!

Karaoke WEDNESDAY

2011-11-16T14:36:00.001+08:00

RAPUH-Padi

Kularut luruh dalam keheningan hatimu
Jatuh bersama derasnya tetes air mata
Kau benamkan wajahmu yang berteduhkan duka
Melagukan kepedihan didalam jiwamu

Tak pernah terpikirkan olehku
Untuk tinggalkan engkau seperti ini
Tak terbayangkan jikaku beranjak pergi
Betapa hancur dan harunya hidupmu

Sebenarnya ku tak ingin berada disini
Ditempat jauh yang sepi memisahkan kita
Kuberharap semuanya pasti akan berbeda
Meski tak mungkin menumbuhkan jiwa itu lagi

Syampu syampu!

2011-11-11T18:41:00.002+08:00

Dua tiga minggu lepas dok bizi buat keje.

Nak bukak email type blog pun tak dan,takut email penting masuk kat opis.

Al-maklumlah pakai tenet pree kat opis,syukran lah sajork tak diblockkan tenet tu.

Thanks Boss..you're the bomb!
Err.. Bonus ado tak?
Kuikuikui.

Anyways,medium (large,regular apa jadah) nak berblog skang pun cuma pakai semakpon. Sonang kauuu!
Rasa macam tak yah ngadap laptop,curi wifi free wakaka!

like to use tabla rather than belly, sebabnya takde sebab. Mungkin jakun atau peghak.

Mungkin juge riak.
Huahuahuahua.

Anyways,takde der I nak riak.
Kalau kau tahu akak ni ada masalah dalam hidup, sure kau pun cam ek eleh sedih gila hidup dia ni. Dahlah gemuk (fine!!I gemuk sket daripada badak..call me dugong),muke berbijik2 serupa kerak gulai kawah.. Rambut plak ada masalah.

Maluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Ye,tu masalah saya skang ni.
Selain rambut macam penyapu, dia juga berkomplot beri masalah kulit kepala.
Which I know, it is not dandruff tapi scalp problem!

Dandruff tu bukan macam salji putih bila kau korek kat kulit kepala pastu jatuh berselerak keputih-putihan? Kannnn?

No, masalah I scalp yg tak gatal mcm dandruff tp dia ada kat kulit kepala, dan saya suke korek masa tgh stress buat kerja.

Dan semasa nak tido atau sebelum masuk nak mencuci rambut atau selepas rambut kering sesudah dicuci.

Makin lama makin menjadi.
Kadang-kadang macam pimples pun ada gak.
Stress!!

Maybe kena tukar syampu kot.
Syampu skang saya pakai mcm2 jenis.
Satu tu susah nak sebut nama.
Satu tu Clear Men.
Pasal apa Clear Men,sbb tu syampu nan pengyou punya.
Beli kat Jakarta,lepas sampai kat KL,syampu tak beralih tgn.
Dekat 10 bln dok kat umah saya, Men ke Women ke..aku tibai!!

Janji selamat duit poket kuikuikui.

Masalahnya Clear or not, scalp tetap bermasalah..
Nak gi salon, takut kena ketuk kaw-kaw.
Aku dahlah 'kaya' hutang..
Tak pasal awal,tengah,ujung bulan sedut megi setiap masa!

Maybe kena tukar syampu kot.
Dah few days ni asyik terbayang satu syampu je...

Syampu Bawang.

Pehal ntah.
Berbelah bahagi betul nak beli.
Rasa mcm tak sampai hati taruk syampu jenama Bawang masa mandi lepas tu masuk dapur kupas bawang.

Macam kejam betul.
Satu masuk perut,satu ramas kat kepala.

Oklah, nak berlunch
(read: speed buat keje lebih)

Rezeki.

2011-11-07T22:17:00.001+08:00

My Raya Aidiladha celebration was very simple. Kata raya di bandar. And Mak masak simple je. Nasi impit,masak lodeh,kuah kacang and mee rebus tulang.

I went back to SA on Saturday,memang best jalan all smooth unlike the highways,selatan timur barat all jammed! I drove happily on the road and reached home with the kids jadi penyambut tetamu.
And I drove again to Tesco with my 3 nieces. I like to drive when the road is clear. Padahal takde benda pun nak beli kat Tesco. Just find my own excuses to go out with the kids. I called it a girls' day out and they liked the idea not to bring the boys along. My nephews are hyper and kurang makan saman type of kids. If I say No, they'll just stare at me and do it again and again. I have pinched them in public tapi jenis tak makan saman punya budak. Haih,bertuah betul. But I never hate them. I love 'em so much and if anyone bullies them, I'll get angry.

No one should touch my nieces and nephews and treat them badly. I am mad when I heard my niece B and her brother F were treated badly by someone related to them. Luckily not my family perangai teruk macam tu. My mum was sad for the way they treated the kids. So she brought them here and raise them.

I told my mum about my new job. I love it and I wanna work hard because I wanna have a good pay and if Allah wants to give me rezeki,maybe it meant for the kids. Mak was so happy to hear that and started her syarahan like jaga budak ni rezeki banyak,kita ni (refering to me, yes, me) sembahyang pun tunggang langgang mmg takde rezeki nak masuk, jgn kedekut etc etc.

*insaf*

Mungkin the good pay meant for the kids, I anggap it is my call to help Mak to raise the kids. I cried the moment I went home and bought a cheap choc cream cake konon to surprise my nephew F. His birthday was last week and Mak was so busy and they didn't celebrate. He was so excited to cut the konon2 birthday cake dia, seriously it broke my heart.

Where are his parents,you may ask.
Well,let's just say they're an example of irresponsible parents.
Especially the mom.
Sorry,I am so glad she is not my family,and I hate my brother too.

Feels like buka pekung whatever shit but this is the truth.
And my family and I have to deal with this.

Funny thing was I asked my nephew F who do you sayang most?
His answer is not his parents but his grandma, my mother.

Isn't it too sad cuz he understands what is happening?

And it breaks my heart again.

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Malaysia Boleh!

2011-10-31T17:10:00.001+08:00

Manis jus epal ni.
I mean manis betul.

NOTA PENYEPAK: how i missed blogging life mcm dolu-dolu. I can write anything. Sehari 3,4 entries pun sanggup. Apakah petanda kepenuaan telah tibaaaaaaa?

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Hilang

2011-10-21T07:59:00.001+08:00

Dah almost a month,my nerdy spec ni hilang tak tahu ke mana. Nak kata dalam timbunan baju bajuan (opsssss) dah dikambus tak ketemu.
Nak kata hilang ketika keluar,ya mungkin tu.

Murah je kos beli plus tambah lensnya tapi tgh semput-semput kewangan ni,haruslah terasa..

Tapi mengapakah kau menghilang tetibe,spekku?
Kesian tau saya rindu sgt kat awak.

(dan sayang duit nak ganti kau,tahu?)

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Wordless Wednesday?

2011-10-19T09:42:00.007+08:00

Bulat kecik,bulatlah besar.

2011-10-07T20:58:00.001+08:00

Tak daya dah nanges meratapi nasib muka bulat mcm tempayan.
Kekdahnya,pasrah!

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Renovate.

2011-10-06T23:33:00.003+08:00

Seplaisssssss!

*ala-ala Eric Leong*

Dari arituh lagi nak renovate 'rumah' tukar wallpaper.

Mahap ler, citarasa sekarang berkerawang bagai katanya!

Maklumlah, dah senjaremaja ni kan weehooo!

Nak pasang wallpaper kat rumah, rumah pun takde *sobs*

Jadi kita pasanglah wallpaper damask pattern ni kat 'rumah' ini.

Weehoo.

Banyak lagi nak 'spring cleaning'.

Already buang chatbox (penuh spam ntah pape..busuk) and few other things.

Email pun I cabut sebab tak larat hari-hari dapat email pil kuruskan badan, kawan baru nak berkenalan (tapi mintak masuk duit US$ 1000..dia ingat I Bank Negara ke apa?).

Tu belum lagi email scammers suh I login CIMB lah Maybank lah.

Haippppppp!

Nama pun I dah tukar.

Fefeling misteri macam mana ntah.

Padahal badan gerga.

OKlah, sekian.

Tata!

Bersabar.

2011-10-02T23:50:00.001+08:00

Time nak berdiet,semua makanan nampak delicious,awesomeness tebaboo.
Kesian kita.

*tepuk perut*

Kang tak try,teringin.
Dah try,takkan nak sesuap je.

Nampaknya berdugong je lah kita.
*sobs*

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Besar macam kapalterbang.

2011-09-25T12:09:00.000+08:00

Pernah tak anda tension tengok orang lagi hebat, lagi kaya, lagi cantik daripada anda?

Saya pernah.

Pernah gak menangis sebab I rasa org lain hidup bahagia (LEPAS TU DIA DOK TANYA BILA BILA BILA----------TENSION!) but then saya bukan Tuhan.

Saya tak tentukan rezeki saya.

Tapi saya berusaha selagi boleh.

Bab-bab yang tu je mesti aku emo lebih HAHAHAHA.

By the way, saya rasa saya ada masalah self-confident.

Just realized I am actually ada masalah nak berfriendly dengan orang secara depan-depan.

I do not know how to start a conversation but when I did, SAYA BERCAKAP TAK BERHENTI.

Plus masalah tak yakin dengan diri ni biasanya orang yang bermasalah dengan appearance.

Contohnya SAYA LAH KAN.

Gemuk macam kapal terbang/dugong terlentang/tempayan air.

Nak exercise, aku ni pemalas je.

Hangat-hangat chicken shit.

Pakai magical corset pun dah.

Termiss seminggu terus bawak kepada termiss berbulan.

Diet?

YOYOYO diet je lah.

Selera taraf Foodcourt Pavilion.

Cane tu?

I dah boring jadi gemuk.

RASA MACAM NAK BERTUKAR KOSTUM DARIPADA DUGONG TERLENTANG KEPADA DUYONG SLIM MELETOP SEKARANG JUGAK!

Kelas kau berangan!

Awal Ramadhan hari tu.

Besar kapal terbang kan?

Awal tahun 2011.

Sekarang, badan jadi double ye.

Berapa kilo skang tak nak tau.

Risau weighing scale kat bilik tu ranap!

GERGA KAN?!

*sobs*

Takpe, usaha dan tawakkal tu penting.

Lagipun saya ni membesar bagaikan johan kejuaraan bina badan pun masa berumur pertengahan 20-an.

Jadi agak-agaknya ada harapan kot nak menipis cam dulu wakakaka.

Lepas tu kan, I sekarang dok pikiaq camna lah nak ~~tegangkan~~bersihkan kulit.

My kulit ni masa sekolah takmo bermasalah.

Licin uols!

(KEJI SANGAT PUJI DIRIK SENDIRIK TAPI HAKIKAT OK?HAHAHA)

Bila dah meningkat usia remaja dan senjaremaja ni, kulit saya makin kusam!

*belek cermin*

Ni tanpa mekap.

Just pakai WHITENING CREAM.

Read me: WHITENING CREAM.

Putih ke uols dah berbulan ni pakai!

HARUKKKKK!

I suka jugak muka naked tanpa chemical gitu.

Rasa macam wah, dinch perlu touch up mekap segala.

Ala-ala I BELIEVE IN NATURAL BEAUTY gituh!

Tapi idakler berkesan kalau kulit anda ada bijih-bijih jerawat yang kecil serta lobang-lobang pori yang terbukak luas.

*meratap pilu*

TERBARU...Solekan asas mampu menutup wajah yang kusam

Hah kau!

Over tak ayat macam caption gambar dalam suratkabo?

Tetiba hangin.

2011-09-20T09:28:00.000+08:00

Yes, I am employed.

Thanks Allah SWT for the rezeki.

Though the job tak pay as much as my previous jobs (as an exec) but then it helps to pay for my rent and petrol, tolls segala kan?

Syukran, Ya Allah!

Boss pun jenis OK, first time keje under boss lelaki.

I mean lepas grad ni lah.

Harap Boss tak tengking saya lah.

Takut woo kalau kena tengking, baling file segala!

Ngeri uols.

I ni harap badan Gerga je tapi hati kecik kuman tau!

Manjang sensitip.

Tempat keje pun jauh sikit from rumah.

This time agak mengeluh sebab kena drive jauh since I pinjam kereta orang lah plak kan.

Tu lah, might have to get a car for myself.

Dekat area my house takde public transport and dekat kawasan office pun takde jugak.

*sedih*

Kalau ada pun, tu haaaa.

Teksi melambak.

Kalau gaji I RM 5K, I naik je cab!

*selak rambut*

Kelas kan, kaya macam mana ntah nak naik cab manjang.

Nak pindah, dah terlalu selesa dekat rumah sini.

I have some issues nak duduk dengan strangers dah.

Trauma kauuuuu!

Cakap pasal stranger, that f-ing ex-housemate of mine stole the house keys and room curtains!

I paid her deposit, with my hard-earned money (and bantuan daripada nan pengyou) but then duit dia dapat, barang owner lesap gitu.

Bila kita mintak, dia maki.

BOLEH?

Dah called her mum, seems Umi dia tu macam tak pedulik anak dia perangai macam bangsat gitu.

Nan pengyou yang deal dengan mak dia.

This time, I nak sms Umi dia tu...I nak cakap sesen duit I keluar kena ganti barang yang dia songlap tu, I takkan halalkan dunia akhirat.

Dia cakap dia sendiri tak takut if I lodge a police report accusing her from stealing owner's barang.

Well,I don't mind lah.

Tapi Allah Maha Kuasa.

Tak kaya pun kau curik barang owner tu.

Tak miskin pun aku kalau terpaksa bertanggungjawab atas perbuatan kau ni, NDMZ.

Bezanya, of courselah kena pakai my hard-earned money.

Lainlah dia terpaksa merengek memintak dekat bapak-bapak gula to pay for the rent (pernah je tak cukup BUT I paid for her!) and room deposit.

Choy lah perempuan gila tu.

Ish, rasa nak tayang je muka dia kat sini.

Meluap-luap!

Ahli Bina Badan Iniewww Telah Pun Kilija.........

2011-09-18T21:27:00.001+08:00

ALHAMDULILLAH, SYUKRAN YA ALLAH !

All About Raya

2011-09-07T23:40:00.003+08:00

Raya tahun ni rata-rata (mostly yang dah besar) semua cakap hambar.

Mine was hambar jugak.. Of courselah...

Sebab takde baju raya *lap airmata*
Sebab tak dapat collect duit raya dah *lap air mata lagi sekali*
Sebab tak dapat nak bagi duit raya sebab masih 'goyang kaki' *meraung plak*

But then one thing yang paling best Raya tahun ni...

No, not because Mak bagi duit raya (so cute, walaupun campur dengan untung bisnes serunding hikhikhik) tapi sebab..........

PEOPLE NO LONGER ASKING ABOUT "Kau bila lagi?!!"

Seriously they didn't.

Sebaliknya my pakcik and makcik yang datang ziarah told me,

"WOW! MACAM AHLI BINA BADAN!"

Tak stress kau dengar??!!

Sorry, takde gambar dengan baju Raya.

Kita bagi muncung Raya, ekslusif daripada Ahli Bina Badan iniewww.

*sentap*

Selamat Hari Raya! pompompom

2011-08-28T06:05:00.000+08:00

Raya is just around the corner so dengan rasa rendah dirinya (sbb saya mmg bonsai dan rendah hihihi) i would like to wish uols Selamat Hari Rayaaaaa! Yeayyyyy!

Forgive me for all my wrongdoings, kot-kot terasa masa akak memblog,or bahasa kesat ke. Mintak ampun maaf zahir batin dari hujung rambut sampai hujung kelemumur eh hujung rambut hihihi.

Sreeeeeeet.

*lap hingus*

Enjoy your Raya ok? And remember to Buckle Up! and drive safely.

Sent from Samsung tablet

Saya datang nak interview, KAK.

2011-08-24T22:09:00.002+08:00

I have attended few interviews before.

So far, none responded.

Takpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cuba lagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

*sentap*

Kadang-kadang it makes me think why I failed to impress the interviewers?

My resume (Yeah, I admit this. I don't have years of working experience. Sobs)
I gagap masa interview (Gagap budak gagap.Grrrrr)
My appearance ( I am big..means I am fat thankyoubye)

Yes, I guess sebab ni kot I tak lepas-lepas dapat keje kannnnnnnnn.

Tang resume tak dapeklah nak bege sendiri kan.

Pasal gagap tu biasalah..nervous gitu.

Pasal appearance, I am not that fashionable.

I'll wear clothes yang I like *tekan butang LIKE Facebook*

I'll wear clothes yang I am comfortable with *tekan butang LIKE Facebook*

I'll just check out fashion yang cun melecun dlm blogs, mags, newspapers sajork cuz selalunya fashion yang IN adalah utk wanita size XS-S-M *tekan butang UNLIKE Facebook/selepas LIKE hahaha*

So untuk menyedapkan hati sambil cuci mata, I selalu Google Image: Office Wear for Plus Size

*tekan butang SEARCH*

Yang kiri tu letop...siap dengan shades kan.

Over kauuuuu.

Datang interview siap pakai shades dlm building.

Harus feeling bini CEO hahahaha.

Yang kanan tu sexy sket sbb nampak curvy baby gitu.

Tapi kalau I pakai takde curvy baby dah !

Rupa curvy dugong terdampar di lautan sepiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Gitu!

Tang baju, I do not think I have any problem sebab I pakai normal lah kalau attend interview.

Baju, seluar siap iron.

Angkut blazer sekalik.

Rambut letak serum lebih sket.

Perfume setengah botol.

Tang mekap tu, entahlah.

I am not used to heavy or thick makeup.

Maybe I should do lah sekali.

Just in case kan.

Kot kot company I datang tu terus teringat heavy make up I kannnnn.

*+1000 brownies points*

Cantik kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

*tekan butang LIKE kat Facebook*

I pilih yang belah kanan sebab colourful senang diingati.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Mesti interviewers tengok terus teringat-ingat WAKAKAKAKA.

Dah dah akak nak tido jap.

Recharge battery.

Semoga rezeki cepat datang.

Amin ya rabbal alamin.

*tadah tangan*

Bakar.

2011-08-20T10:38:00.004+08:00

Kalau nama awak bakar, maaf.

Saya tak cakap pasal awak tau!

Phewww.

*lap peluh*

Duduk kat rumah jadi penanam anggur di tepi bibir mmg membosankan.

Nak-nak lagi kalau beratus TO-DO lists dalam senarai, konon nak achieve before year 2012.

Apa nak buat?

Rezeki belum menjelma.

*sad face*

Dah tu duit gaji last month konon nak berjimat, dah mengering.

Beli itu, ini...konon nak buat cookies raya.

Tapi sempat buat samples je HAHAHAHA.

I think I like baking cake more than rolling cookies dough.

Sebab baking cake it is like doing all, at one go!

OKlah, few trips kalau buat cupcakes berdozen-dozen but still!

You do not have to roll the cookies' dough and repeat this step 20times.

Then bake them, let 'em cool and repeat above step again 20 times, then bake them, let 'em cool......

It is so so so tiring.

So, what did I do selain bangun for sahur-nap-pastu-bangun-tengok-tengok-dah-tengahari-pastu-reading-blogs-pastu-masak-for-iftar-pastu-termenung-pastu-tido-awal-macam-nak-pegi-keje-esoknya ?

Phewwww.

Anywaysssss...

What I did last week and rasa nak buat more and more and moreeeeeeeeeeee?

*soalan putarbelit*

Enhancing my baking skill dengan bergurukan Internet!

*pasang opening credit Mentor TV3..part tunjuk ajarku sifu*

Meet my 'first trial' babies!

Aren't they cute?

THESE ARE MY BABIES.

Tengok kulit dah lah.

*sobs*

*sapu Fair & Lovely kat kulit sendiri*

SETAHUN PAKAI BELUM TENTU CERAH!

*pasrah*

Babies saya yang dah bertopping chocolate ganache and grated Cadbury's Dairy Milk on top.

Sexy anak-anak Mummy!

Looks yummy,though.

It is yummy, indeed.

Thank God for my Mentor somewhere from the Net!

And thank God for whoever invented Internet, for the good purposes..of course.

Cecececece, konon nak amek gambar macam food blogger.

Siap letak kertas A4 supaya nampak lagi yummy.

Sendu sangat kannnn!

KITA NAK DSLR SEBAB TU KITA KENA KEJEEEEEEEEEEE.

*nanges*

A small moist choc cake with choc ganache and grated Cadbury's Dairy Milk choc as topping.

Kat tengah-tengah bentuk star, feeling chef macam mana ntah.

Berangan lebih.

Syurga makanan.

2011-08-17T20:30:00.005+08:00

Last weekend saya pegi Penang!

Weehoo!

Kita menyebok je..tu pun sebab teman orang.

Best gila pegi Penang sebab last pegi rasanya 7, 8 tahun lepas kot.

Ni masa kita keje promoter jual minyak.

KURUSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*sobs*

Anywaysssssssss...

Hello, Penang!

Cheq mai nak makan Nasi Kandaq nihhhh!

Anyways, sampai sana yang berkenaan checked in hotel dulu.

Dorang hotel under company..

Kita yang takde company, checked in hotel murahan...

Pastu scary plak kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

*SFX Misteri Nusantara*

Restoran pertama yang dikunjungi.

Makan Nasi Briyani di Hameediyah.

Sedap!

Kesedapannya setaraf Restoran Insaf kat Jalan TAR tu.

Bezanya kat Insaf, time nak bayar tu kena tafakur dan menginsafi diri.

Memang mahal.

But kat Hameediyah, very affordable!

Lauk briyani yang nyums!

Lepas makan Briyani, ronda-ronda Penang sat.

Ended up pegi karaoke kat Gurney Plaza.

Yang bestnya bayar RM 50++ nyanyi lah kau 6 jam straight!

Hoih.

Kat KL tak dapatlah gini kan....

Belum sempat habis time kau nyanyi heboh dah keluar kat screen say Goodbye Selamat Tinggal.

Hawuk sangat.

As for sahur that night, we all pegi makan roti nan kat Kapitan.

OMG.

I love cheese naan kat sini.

Roti dia mmg *thumbs up*

By the way, mmg Penang ni heaven of foods kan?

Nasib baiklah pegi time puasa.

Kalau tak, rasa every 2 hours makan je kot.

Banyak makanan we all tak dapat try macam char kuay teow, mee udang, pasemboq.

Hoih, jeruk yang diidamkan nak beli masa dekat KL lagi pun tak terbeli.

*nanges*

Lepas tu, the next day, berbuka makan nasi kandaq dekat Original Kayu.

Bolehlah.

I mean sedap gak.

Tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Iskk..abang Lee ni tinggi beno!

Tak nampak signboard tuuuu!

Tu diahhhhhh!

Abg Lee dah ketepi hikhikhik

Memang tak nampak langsung sebab cahaya lampu kannnn.

Btw, signboard tu tulih: Restoran Nasi Kandar BER_________

Yea, nasi kandar BERATUR!

Alhamdulillah, dapat gak makan selama dengar orang dok cite kesedapan nasi kandaq ni.

Memang tip top, mabeles!

Simple je kan lauk?

Masa nak beli tu, mmg beraturlah..adalah dalam 16-17 org di hadapan.

Time tu dah agak sceptical.

Sedap ke uols ni?

Bila suap dalam mulut, ughhhhhhh.

Memang sedap oiiii!

Selain kesedapan makanan kat Penang yang terbukti hebat, saya juga telah nampak anak-anak ikan Penang mmg hebat handsomenya.

Sekian, laporan untuk kali ini.

Cheq suka Penang!

Pulau Pinang jauh di utara

2011-08-14T01:25:00.003+08:00

Halo,Penang (bridge) !

*lambai-lambai kat jembatan Penang*

Dah "baby halo..halooooo" kat jembatan Penang, kita say "Bye bye bye" pulak esok sbb nak balik KL dah!

*sobs*

Nanti kita rajin, kita nak hapdet pasal Penang..

I love Penang!

~~I love anak ikan Penang~~

Kalau kita rajin lah!

*flips hair*

Muka besar tempayan.

2011-07-25T11:34:00.004+08:00

Boringlah cerita pasal workplace je.

Nak-nak cerita pasal the lady boss (SUPER DUPER BORING UWEK UWEK)

*kekwat*

I know my life has turned upside down since the first day I started working here.

I know there were times where I just sit and stare at the PC and did nothing but sobbing.

Drama sangat, kan!

Macam ni terbaliknya dunia saya.

Sobs sobs.

Anyway, counting the days!

To Ramadhan!

I guess I will spend my Ramadhan at home, lepas tu tolong Mak dekat booth, buat cookies Raya etc.

I already have my own buyers: nan pengyou and my family.

They have to support me kannnnnnnnnnnn.

*girang*

Btw, also counting days to being unemployed, again.

As usual, be prepared for a hectic week since nak last week dah so mmg akan diberi kerja mengarut (which dalam offer letter tak stated pun but sorry,I am not that calculative like her LOL)

Pose cantik dekat office sajork......

Walaupun sendu.

So, I spent my weekend dengan happynya (dan risau) but then rezeki ada di mana-mana, kan.

YANG PENTING REZEKI BUKAN MISS LADY BOSS YANG BAGI.

(Nak cakap Insya Allah pun tak boleh uols...................Taulah al-kafirun, at least respect my religious belief)

Eh,tercerita lagi plak pasal office yang hell itu!

So, semalam me and nan pengyou pegi try this one steamboat.

Asalnya beli coupon deal deal segala tu lah.

Kat Cheras kauuuuu.

I thought Cheras tu agak jauhlah from our place, kan.

Tup tup memang Cheras belah belah dalam nuuuuuu.

Jauh tak hengat tapi sebab deal almost expired, so kena jugak pegi isi tembolok yang besar seperti dugong.

Hihihihihi.

Makan buffet steamboat.
Murah, RM 30 for 2 pax.

Surcharge RM 8 sbb pegi weekend.

Air RM 8 for two juices and tax dalam RM 0.86 sajork.

Nama pun buffet.

First round hantam seafood je uols.

Second round, cuit-cuit je.

Kisahnya 100g makanan tak habis charge RM 10!

Takut kering poket.
Dahlah belum gaji hihihihi.

Third round makan eskrem je sambil jenguk meja depan, a couple yang visit buffet table beround-round!

*salute*

Ni pinggan first round.

Saya makan udang, siput buluh, ketam etc.

Happy sebab dapat siput buluh sebab lama gila nak makan siput buluh kat Uptown Damansara tapi asyik tak berkesempatan sebab asyik makan benda lain je.

Phewwwww.

By the way, kesan makan steamboat semalam adalah ~~menjamban~~memperut

Dahlah terpaksa di restoran tersebut.

Disyaki memakan ketam yang kurang fresh/tak fresh langsung.

*nanges*

Sampai sekarang perut bergetar-getar uols!

Bayangkan perut dugong bergegar, macam tu lah perut saya!

*meraung*

Apapun, I had a great great weekend!

Alhamdulillah.

Nampak muka besar tempayan?

NAMPAK?

Orang 'evergreen' cakap badan berisi mesti happy.

HAPPY NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MTV World Stage 2011 tickets (REGULAR)

2011-07-23T14:37:00.004+08:00

Memandangkan kini saya merupakan perantau di Kuala Lumpur dan telah berusia lebih 25thn, maka saya tak rasa nak pegi berjimba-jimba kat konsert sambil ~~usha laki-laki comel~~ ikut menyanyi.

~~Jadi, 5 tickets for MTV World Stage 2011 (Regular) to let go~~

It is actually nan pengyou punya tickets, he was asking me to ask anyone yang nak buy the tickets.

Cuz absolutely we are not going, kan......

If ada yang interested, email to him: pejarl2@gmail.com.

Oh, ya.

Esok jam 6.30pm start Konsert ni, di I-City, Shah Alam----bandar kesayangan saya wewiiiitttt.

Sekian, iklan ni akan dicharge kepada nan pengyou.

Byebye.

Mencari Kerja.

2011-07-18T21:08:00.002+08:00

Salam hormat para pembaca sekalian alam.

WAH FEELING RAMAI PEMBACA!

By the way, I am now counting the days until end of July!

Weehoo!

Yes, yes, yes !

I am resigning from the company and guess what?!

STILL LOOKING FOR A JOB.

Like seriously.

Arghhhhh.

Boleh jerit meroyan macam nih!

I have applied more than 10 companies.

Before handed my resignation letter tu, I dah started sending resume and (pathetic) cover letter to Jobstreet/JobsDB, companies' website.

Boleh kata time tu habis flooded their emails.

Sambil berdoa agar sangkut secompany dua hihihi.

I have attended two interviews before.

One was from a friend (which I think I won't make it..Nevermind) and another one I applied through Jobstreet. This one, I pun tak put so much hope the moment the interviewer said he has another 5 candidates and was looking for someone who fits the requirement: doing legal affairs.

I affair/scandal pun tak pernah, macam mana?

*kelip-kelip mata innocent*

Hakktuihhhh.

Pun, I did not stop flooding more emails with my application!

If I fail to secure a place to work next month, Mum always want me to help her at the booth.

Which I know my gaji is not that much (and she'll probably start a saving account at Tabung Haji for me or opening an ASB account for me) and I cannot give her money like I used to since I started working last year.

*SFX Bersamamu*

I have another call for an interview.

Tak taulah why the other two macam tak yakin nak hire me.

Adakah saya seorang yang berlebihan lemak?

(SUDAH SEMESTINYA!)

Adakah saya tak berpersonaliti?

(SUDAH SEMESTINYA!)

Adakah saya tak hot macam Fazura pelakon tu?

(TU TAK YAH JAWAB..MEMANG PUN!)

Mungkin harus belajar mekap sebab mekap diri sendiri macam momok je.

Putih semacam.

Pun begitu, I have to keep faith in myself.

Allah plans everything cun melecun.

I believe in that.

Cuz I believe in Allah SWT.

Cuma tetap bertanya kenapa eh fail?

Kenapa?!

*sambung meroyan*

Geramnyehhhh

2011-07-12T15:38:00.002+08:00

Eh,rasa nak meroyan sangat-sangat ni!

I don't know lah if some 'friends' or people I know yang sedap mulut cakap I ni memilih kerja lah whatever f...

Listen you-mulut-takde-insurans, come and work here.

Come and experience my routine 10-7 ni and stay for at least a month.

Tengok tahan ke tak duduk sini.

Bak kata stylist sini, my position ni yang dok tahan dua hari pun ada!

Kalaulah I ni memilih kerja, takdenya dekat 20 resume aku hantar, setengah daripadanya bagi cover letter simpati stated "would like to apply for any position available at your company!"

Desperate tak desperate lah.

I do not want to duduk goyang kaki takde keje.

Kalau earn ratus-ratus blogging takpelah kot.

Ini blog pun sebulan belum tentu sekali hihihi.

Memilih kerja itu bagus.

Saya belajar benda lain, disuruh buat keja receptionist.

Pun ok, fine!

Saya dah buat ikut cakap the lady boss, tapi hujung-hujung dimaki-hamun.

Puncanya: DIA MEROYAN KAT ORANG LAIN.

I am not a person who rela diri dijadikan punching bag.

Walaupun badan saya sasa macam wrestler tapi tak bermakna saya hati kering.

Saya memilih untuk resign sesudah mengadu kepada emak saya.

Emak saya cakap, "You should know from the beginning" and asked me to look for another job.

And my mum adalah pekerja setia T*M dari zaman anak dara beliau sehingga bercucu.

I wanna be like my mum.

Very loyal to her employer.

Tapi saya tak mampu nak bertahan dekat sini and I do not see myself in 2 years time, bangga dengan kareer sendiri.

In fact, saya tak nak langsung letak dalam resume that I have worked in this place!

Gaji banyak mana pun tapi hati tak happy, stress gila...do you think my life is worth that much ka?

I never feel regret leaving my previous employer. I want to explore new experience and thought of giving this place a try and stay for a couple of years.

As I have been told by a friend, this place is good for my experience so I accepted the offer and I did not know that he is resigning from his job and leaving me terkontang-kanting!

That is my biggest mistake cuz I thought it'll be fun to work with a friend and even dreamed us as a good team!

Yea, percaya kawan punya pasal.

And there are few things I betul-betul menyesal and I do not even want to talk to him.

To me, if he values our friendship, he might warn me but too bad eh?

He did not.

Sedangkan best friend pun boleh buat macam-macam dekat kawan sendiri, inikan pula kawan biasa.

*senyum*

Nak buat macam mana?

Telan air liur je lah, dah rezeki dia ada di tempat lain.

Tapi sebagai manusia dan seorang yang dianggap kawan, I felt betrayed.

Terkilan sangat-sangat.

Nasib badan.

Mungkin ini masanya untuk menghargai pemberiaan Dia.

Selama ni dok menerima,tak reti bersyukur.

Harap-harap setan tak berkelubung lagi.

That's it.

2011-06-26T08:25:00.000+08:00

Supposed the previous entry sekali harung dengan entry ni.

Tapi tersilap step, maka kita jadikan scheduled entry sajork.

Mood tetap sama macam entry lepas.

(AL-MAKLUMLAH SEBULAN SEKALI JE KAN MENAIP BLOG!)

*teguk air suam sat*

Ehmmm.

*betulkan lengan baju*

*amek mood nak bercerita*

Dear Miss CC,

I think I hate you.

Love,

Yes,I decided to draft a resignation letter especially to Miss Lady Boss yesterday, lepas kena sound kaw-kaw dengan dia.

Apa yang dia cakap, I tak nak ingat dah but it hurts me until now.

Senang cerita, she said I macam nak susahkan dia.

I cried the moment she went nuts melampiaskan amarah (hah,ayat aku!) to me.

Nasib baik kat counter bising dengan bunyi hairdryer bagai.

I doubt the other staff yang busy mendandan dengar but I rasa malu gila.

Emotional breakdown sungguh saya.

That was not the only time I cried because of Miss Lady Boss.

The first time I rasa serabut dan tertekan (then I cried sebab sangat-sangat down) bila Miss Lady Boss said "Who's the Boss?"

Nak cerita pasal apa dia cakap macam tu pun malas dah nak ingat.

Seriously, rasa macam 'sampah'

Maybe I was too emo at that time, tapi makin lama makin kuat stress and pagi Jumaat tadi, saya dihadiahkan migrain.

And I am never happy whenever I wake up in the morning on weekdays.

This is what I planned to do.

I have drafted my resignation letter, but have not decided yet bila nak bagi.

But for sure as soonest as I can!

I have reasons to leave, actually.

Even from the first day dah nampak dah.

But I kept telling myself, "You might fall in love with this job!"

But I never did.

Too much pressure.

Tak dapat sales that day, Marketing team kena sembur.

Bila buat itu ini, nak cost murah saja.

Kalau boleh FREE SAJORK.

Invest tak mau.

YANG TAU UNTUNG,UNTUNG,UNTUNG.

Sampai staff tercedera pun boleh suruh tampal plaster sahaja dan komplen bil klinik mahal.

(PADAHAL CEDERA KAT WORKPLACE,macam mana tu?)

Sape tak nak untung?

Semua orang berniaga takde yang nak rugi.

Tapi agak-agaklah sikit.

My position is supposed to be fun.

But the fun dies when Miss Lady Boss does not know how to act professionally.

I do not like it when people keep giving me false information.

TERMASUKLAH MISS LADY BOSS.

Dahlah cakap kejap mcm tu mcm ni..STRESS!

Misconduct of information!

Tak guna ke hulu ke hilir pergi seminar tunggang terbalik.

Seminar Leadership bagai, tapi your own ship sopak sana-sini.

Harap-harap rezeki ada kat tempat lain.

Same old brand new me.

2011-06-25T02:02:00.001+08:00

That's it.

I AM A QUITTER.

I will survive!

2011-06-16T18:37:00.003+08:00

Feel like quitting this job sometimes.

Almost two-weeks pun dah feel exhausted gila.

Tu belum meronta nak weekend bagai!

*sigh*

Don't know if I can survive bertahun duduk sini since I dengar too many stories about the current lady boss.

So far, she is a bit pushy which OK lah I still can handle.

Tapi, everyday balik kerja..aduh! Penat ya rabbi!

Dah tu kat rumah belum tentu masuk bilik kroih kroih.

Golek sana-sini dulu.

Takpun layan DVD ke.

Jam 12 ke atas baru mata reti nak shut down.

*sigh*

Memikirkan gaji yang agak memberangsangkan (WALAUPUN TANPA BENEFIT, very lack of staff welfare I shall say) so terima jelah dengan penuh redha.

*kesat air mata*

*sambil kira hari bila nak gaji HAHAHAHAHA*

By the way, like they all always talk talk: There's always a silver lining in every cloud!

*happy mode*

BILA LADY BOSS TAKDE...

Saya ada tukang dandan rambut special WAHAHA.

He's a friend of mine and is leaving the company soon!

FFFFFFFF.

F you!

*ah!baju kegemaranku!*

Kami main-main pakai extension bagai.

The minute after my lady boss blah, terus my colleague pakaikan the extension kat kepala I.

Feeling model kauuuu!

MODEL DUGONG TERDAMPAR.

Mampuuuuu.

Kecelaruan gaya.

Ni lah hasilnya main-main pakai extension.

Feeling sgt!

See my hair dah pendek.

No thanks to the colleague who asked a hairstylist to cut my curly fried hair.

SOBS.

So back to normal hair.

Much healthier tapi tak cantik dengan muka besar pasu eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

*nanges*

Mengetest

2011-06-06T18:48:00.000+08:00

Disebabkan pekerjaan saya adalah tergolongan dalam arena social media, boleh kata berejam bekerja mengadap komputer je.

Oleh itu, banyak benda saya mengetest.
Test line bukak CityVille pun dah berjaya MUAHAHAHA.
So far so good..
I MEAN SO GOOD I CAN PLAY THE GAME.

Na'ah.
Not the working environment, ya?

Tetap stress!

OK EMPLOYED ALREADY.

2011-06-01T23:54:00.003+08:00

So, I am officially employed.

Like what theeeeeeeeeeeee....

Lagi sekali....

WHAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

Previous post cakap Officially Unemployed kononlah kan!

Drama sgt hehehe.

Yeah, saya cuti relax one day je before masuk kerja baru.

*sigh*

Time tu pulak rasa badan nak demam lah apa lah.

*COBAAANNNNNN*

So my first day at the new place was OK lah.

I mean I need to adapt to the new environment.

Pretty hectic and tiring!

First few hours masuk dah tak dapat positive vibes and I almost went home!

Because I parked the car dekat this building, which I can always park dekat Jusco tu.

I never know lah it will cost around RM 2/hour.

Bayangkanlah 9-10 jam park kereta..mau gaji habis dekat carpark fee je!

*meraung*

So lunch time, I went to re-park my car dekat Jusco.

OKlah, it costs me RM 3 from lunch time sampai 7.30pm.

Total parking fee TODAY alone is RM 9.00.

Tu belum masuk bab lunch lagi.

Mmg lunchao hour.

RM 10 for a set.

Yeah, for some of you people it is only RM 10 but please plus,times,divide whatever for a week.

I cannot afford that.

Seriously, my intention to work here because I wanna have good paycheque and would love to give my mum more pocket money *amin ya rabbal alamin*

Mungkin akan pesan sup saja next time.

Or sup sahaja, tanpa isi.

*gambar hiasan*

Nak compare tempat kerja lama dengan the new place mmg jauh beza.

Yang dulu senyap sunyi sajork.

Kerja pun ala..kalau ada, memang hectic lah.

Tu pun sikit je.

Plus banyak masa spent main Facebook HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Dan main games.

Ish ish ish.

Kat sini, nak buat apa je, ramai yang tengok...uiii bahaya!

Plus, you do not know politik dekat ofis tu macam mana, kan?

I bet dekat office memana pun ada politik.

Senang cerita, buat je malas nak layan.

Tu pun baru buat research online dah ada bunyi-bunyi cakap rajinnya like _)(*&^Y*&^%^&*(!

Tunggu seminggu boleh tak kalau nak tengok rajin ke tak?

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, lagi satu kat sini takde water dispenser.

Merasalah harus bawak bekal sendiri.

I forgot to bring my bottle so minum pun segelas je air masa lunch.

Kalau office lama, air panas sejuk ke Milo ke Nescafe ke Cafe twentyone ke..PILIH BANG PILIH MAI MINUMMMMM!

Azam 2011 adalah untuk meminum sebanyak mungkin air masak.

Nampaknya tempat kerja baru bakal menggagalkan usaha!

*alasan kuat nihhhh!*

Adakah daku rindu di tempat lama?

OH PERNAH KE RINDU 'BEKAS-BEKAS' YANG LAMA?

Tentulah tidak ;)

OK TIPU.

Mestilah rinduuuuuuuuu.

Tempat pertama masuk 'keparat' world.

Gila tak rindu?

Officially unemployed.

2011-05-31T23:39:00.003+08:00

So, I am officially unemployed.

Yup, I sent my resignation letter early May and been interviewing more than 5 people (and contacted more than 10 people..but half of them did not show up).

How cool is that?

I was interviewing them...to fill my position!

OKlah, not my position lah.

Cuz they have to be good than me..

I mean in writing cuz my English sucks, kan.

Lagipun, akak hanyalah penoreh getah di ladang R.

NGEHAHAHAHA

Of course few of them were my favourite and the final decision was made by my lady boss.

And that chosen girl is so cool, she is an experienced writer and a product if UiTM too!

*kembang hidung*

First day at work.

When I was an intern.

That pink satin blouse is my fave formal blouse.

I got hundreds of pictures of me camwhoring with that blouse.

Tak payah nak ceritalah, I wear that blouse once a week.

(PUNYALAH TANAK CERITA TAKDE DUIT NAK BELI BAJU...SOBS)

I am gonna miss this boyyyyy!

He is my lady boss' son...so comel and cheeky!

Of course I am gonna miss my lady boss, my workstation, playing CityVille pakai PC office....

*sigh*

There are reasons for me to leave the company.

I cannot stay, though 0.09percent of me wants me to stay, tapi akak tak tahan dah deknon!

Almost 12 months I spent there, I learned a lot.

Memang seronok bila tak banyak kerja, I can easily mintak leave/half day.

My lady boss is very flexible, you can always tell her you need to go home and feed your cat.

Opssss, Andre! Remember this?

HAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah, I need new environment.

I need FUN environment.

It is not FUN when you see that un-FUN thing looking at you dengan muka paling 'bacon' ishhhh...

I hope he is having a good time, there.

Dah dah.

Akak nak siap-siap cuz esok I'm officially employed!

*big grin*

Pakcik tua yang keji

2011-05-20T15:38:00.002+08:00

Driving in KL ni bukan senang. Especially weekdays lah kan.

Pagi ke petang ke malam ke....aduhlah jem sokmo!

Jangan panggil ini KL kalau jalan tak sesak macam ni!

STRESS!

Selama setahun saya driving, macam-macam perangai saya tengok.

Yang drive macam lahanat pun ramai.

Saya?

Nak ckp drive cam lahanat takdelah cuz I still kurang yakin nak speed lelaju ke.

Apatah lagi kalau nak selit menyelit, langgar lampu merah.

HOIH,BUNYI MCM SOPAN SANGAT!

*fitams*

Alkisahnya pagi Jumaat yang hening tadi.

Agak keterlewatan ke tempat keje.

By the way,takdelah lewat mana.

Still got time before working hours start kannn.

So time tu I dah planned kaw-kaw nak makan nasi lemak (LEMAK TAK CUKUP **kg LAGI NAK MASUK 90KG!SO KENA MAKAN NASI LEMAK!)

Dah pikir lauk apa kang nak beli since I need to spend my lunch to interview my replacement.

EHEMMM.

Nak berenti keje katanyaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

So jalan after DUKE quite clear.

Nak kata slow moving pun tak gak.

Just great katanya.

*gambar hiasan*

Tengok jam, still sempat nak tapau nasi lemak buat breakfast+lunch kang.

Sambil tu hati berbunga nak mentedarah nasi lemak.

Apolah punya perut.

Makan tak berhagak!

Nak dijadikan cerita,I drove dengan kelajuan yang basic di atas jalan raya..berdasarkan undang-undang Malaysia.

Katanya duk kat Malaysia, kan?

Jalan I straight je sampai satu simpang, I akan U-Turn untuk menghala ke arah tempat penjual nasi lemak dan offices ni sume.

Dah jalan straight so to me, those cars yang nak masuk my jalan of course kena bagi laluan kan?

I mean yang jalan straight jalan dulu, so yang nak masuk my lane should see whether they can terus himpit masuk or not kan?

Tapi,adalah seorang pemandu kereta biru cair macam seploh tahun tak cuci kete sbb kaler kete dia confusing sket.

I saw him giving signal to masuk my lane,but that time my car dah jalan dulu..he should just wait for a few secs and masuk belakang I kan?

Ini tidak dia main masuk ketika I sedang 'memecut' pada kelajuan biasa dan membebel (more like menyumpah seranah sbb I saw him from the side mirror he was angkat tangan and was like "WHAT??!" sambil mulut beliau terherot-herot.

Sudahlah tua,kurang ajar pulak tu.

DAN HODOH.

Sebab dia kurang ajar kannnnn.

Then, after I and pemandu kurang ajar itu U Turn, I saw him nak potong I, konon-konon tunjuk hebat macamkan bawak Ferrari.

Sambil tu dia memandang I penuh keji dan saya pula memandang kesian dekat dia.

Punyalah kurang ajar.

Just because aku ni perempuan, you do not have to a road bully ya, pakcik tua kerepot dan busuk!

And this pakcik keji changed my perception towards Mat Salleh already.

Not all Mat Sallehs adalah bersopan-santun!

Yes, pakcik keji ni Mat Salleh muka kerepot, pakai spek, naik kete *tooooot* berkemungkinan tinggal di kawasan berhampiran tempat saya bekerja.

Datang Malaysia, ikut laws sini ye pakcik.

BLUWEKKKKK!

Pakcik tua yang keji!

FUCHUK YOU!

gendang gendut tali kecapi,badan kau gemuk kau hadapi!

2011-05-15T03:24:00.002+08:00

Makin lama makin takde idea nak membelog.

Bosan gila.

Plus I rarely lah nak camwhore sbb everytime bercamwhoring must check pictures.

If nampak gendut, I will delete straightaway!

Sangat tidak menerima kenyataan!

*sobs*

TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Takkan nak camwhore nampak hidung dengan lips je?

Dengan rambut yang berkibar bak bendera Malaysia dekat sekolah rendah kau.

Tu pun berkibar sebab bantuan kipas angin.

Yeah.

I do not wanna cerita or meroyan or merintih akan kegendutanku ini.

I pun letih nak tunjuk you all lengan BODY BUILDER I ni!

By the way, I tried to go to the gym last week.

Dekat rumah je ni.

Ran on a treadmill for 30 mins and I felt good.

Then this week, I cooked and I invited friends to my house AND WE ATE LIKE MONSTERS.

See?

I have a good relationship with food.

Actually, my Facebook status is: IN A RELATIONSHIP.

With the food,actually.

(SORRY NAN PENGYOU TO DISAPPOINT YOU)

Ini orang panggil gendut.

LAIN KALI JANGAN SESUKA BAGI PANTUN GENDANG GENDUT TALI KECAPI KENYANG PERUT SUKA HATI.

Sebab yang sebenar-benarnya ialah gendang gendut tali kecapi,badan kau gemuk kau hadapi!

*NANGES*

cherating dan buah keranji di tepi jalan, bukan di dalam perahu..

2011-05-03T16:35:00.004+08:00

Cakap pasal balik kampung, I don't really balik kampung these days.

Pasal dah terlalu gemuk-malas-nak-dengar-makcik-membebel.

Atau malas nak menjawab-bila-lagi-bila-lagi-ni?

Especially kampung sebelah Mak.

Jua tempat lahirnya daku dua puluh tahun plus plus yang laluuuuuu.

Call me bias whatever, I love Kuantan more than my dad's hometown in Melaka.

*dasar anak durhakaaaaaaaaa*

So long weekend itu hari, me and my sister the mama monsters and all her monsters went to Cherating sambil feeling balik kampung ho ho ho.

Namapun long weekend, harus balik kampungku.

Oh,I miss Kuantan!

*peluk pantai kuat-kuat*

Kampung kita dekat dengan pantaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

*kekwat*

Hello, ~~Kuantan~~Cherating!

*lambai laju-laju*

Monsters were all excited.

Saw ombak came to them, terus jerit gembira!

Sebatu boleh dengar!

Kids, nowadays!

*sigh*

Drama princess yang suddenly like to pose for camera!

Memang drama habis.

When she saw ombak came to her, she ran and screamed:

"Tolong! Dia serang bumiiiiiiiiiiii!"

DRAMA SANGAT KAN KAUUUU?

GOOD GIRL.

Camwhore macam makcik kau!

*proud Auntie*

Berlatih pose ala Majalah Mangga.

Practice makes perfect, Alyssa!

Sebagai penutup, buah keranji yang ditemui di tepi jalan.

I mean ditemui dijual ditepi jalan oleh pakcik yang confess dia bukan jual buah keranji dalam perahu.

Phewwww,tak perlu explain.

Lama dah cari benda alah ni!

Yea,pakcik.

Saya beli ni!

P.S Thinking about selling off few things: unused bajus (which beli tapi tak muat..PLEASE READ: GEMUK),unused Bodyshop perfume,wristlet, kain ela lace segala.RASA ADA YANG BERMINAT KE?

Menghapus Facebook Account, permanently.

2011-04-25T09:51:00.007+08:00

Few days ago, masa tengah update my so-called suram kelam business Facebook account, I was so shocked I had multiple accounts.

Maklumlah bengap, tak pandai nak buat Page lepas tu create personal account dua tiga kali.

Tup tup terbuat lebih lak!

Pening kepala ada dua account for my blogshop!

Tu belum masuk personal account untuk friends, non friends, haters and penyibuks.

Like seriously!

How do I get to manage multiple FB accounts?!

Ini adalah gila!

*meroyan sambil hentak kaki*]

So I was thinking how to delete them?

Usually, I found this method.

DEACTIVATE ACCOUNT

Bawah nuuu tuuuuu.

Deactivate your account.

Still, tetibe hang gatai sangat nak login FB terus activate balik.

STRESS!

Pastu saja depa tanya kenapa nak deactivate.

Atas tu ada tulis Si Anu Anu Will Miss You.

Psikologi je tu.

BUT THEN.........................

*terus CAPS LOCK sebab teruja*

I FOUND OUT THAT WE CAN PERMANENTLY DELETE OUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!

Hurray!

Sayangilah Google.

Teman baik semasa di sekolah, di universiti mahupun di tempat kerja.

Di Facebook Help Centre, pilih How Do I Permanently Delete My Account?

Terus dapat pesanan penaja.

Haaaa, if rasa sudah bertekad semangat nak delete FB account tu,

pilih Submit your request here

Click Submit if you really want to delete your account or Cancel kalau masih sayang akaun Facebook anda yang mungkin dlm Friends list adalah retis terkenal mahupun usahawan-usahawan Internet yang selalu post dekat wall Login FB dapat RM 100.

Grrrrr....ada ke yang dpt duit RM 100 everytime login FB?

SAPE EH? SAPE EH?

Meh belanja I kopi setabak sechawan :P

So itulah dia cara-cara nak hapuskan Facebook account anda.

Senang gila rupanya nak delete Facebook ni.

Selama ni saya dok pikir kene deactivate tapi sume ada lagi...BORINGNYA!

Rasa nak tulis surat rayuan kepada Facebook tolonglah delete FB account saya tu!

Eh, ke korang dah tau ni?

Oh btw sebelum keterlupaan, akaun yang anda hendak hapuskan itu, haruslah tidak dilogin lagi selama 14 hari kot. Kalau tak, kira permohonan hapus akaun dibatalkanlah.

Dannnnnn, harus login email anda sebab nanti request nak delete FB account tu dihantar ke email yang guna utk login FB anda.

For verification purpose lah.

Takut orang sabotage kau ke apa ke.

Tapi jangan kau create FB palsu pastu kau delete pastu kau create FB account palsu lagi dan lagi delete lagi buat baru.

Tu mmg nak kena!

*petir*

Oh doyan!

2011-04-22T15:19:00.005+08:00

Tengah pilih-pilih gambar utk blog (PADAHAL TATAU NAK MENCARUT APA DLM NI!) then terjumpa gambar ni.

Slurppppppppppppppppppp.

Dah seminggu lebih batuk ni, rasa boleh makan ke idok?

Haaaa?????

HAAAAAAA????

*pekak sebab telinga tersumbat akibat kehek*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

And I surely am thankful for the invention of editing softwares.

2011-04-08T16:48:00.007+08:00

Kulit halus mulus dan tulus.

THANK YOU, PHOTOSHOP!

(and Photoscape for the easy weasy software..now it enhances my look!)

Macam NOT ME AT ALL.

Grrrrrrr.

This is (the true) YOURS TRULY.

BIG, FAT, kulit menggerutu (GOD,WHICH SKINCARE SHALL I USE??!!!)

Oh,I shall add this: UNEDITED PICTURE.

So,people!

That's the real me (both of the pictures ARE yours truly, of courselah kan tp the second pic is YOURS TRULY yang sebenarnya!)

*nanges*

God, I love Photoshop (or any editing software that needs less time to edit and simply enhance my skin---from bad to flawless!) cuz I like looking at my pic and wonder why I don't look this *ehem* pretty *ehem* in real life, orang Melayu cakap lah kan.

In real life, I look exactly like the UNEDITED PICTURE.

*meraung*

But dah makin lama makin ~~gemuk~~berusia, I don't really photoshop my pictures cuz I'm tired of telling myself,

WHY CAN'T I LOOK THIS PRETTY?! *double cough*

I have to stop feeling sorry for myself cuz IN REALITY, I don't look this GOOD.

God made me so perfect (THANK YOU, ALLAH! You're the best!).

My parents buat acuan kuar jadi I (which already perfect: got complete set mah!) so I have to learn to love myself.

Tipulah kalau I cakap I love myself.

Sometimes, there are times I look at BEAUTIFUL LONG LEGGED GIRLS WHO WEAR DRESSES AND TRENDY CLOTHES WALKING PROUDLY AT THE SHOPPING MALLS while me sit there and watching them.

Jealous.

*sambil belek baju kat shopping malls and found out all size SMALL SMALL!*

I am trying to love myself.

I don't need to be someone else.

Heck, my life is OK and I don't have a flawless skin and a weighing scale at home (THIS EXPLAINS WHY AM I FAT. Bleghhh)

But I am thankful for who I am.

And I surely am thankful for the invention of editing softwares.

EVERYONE CAN BE SUPER DUPER PRETTY!

I just need to find out which editing software can help me edit fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

*clicking Photoscape and sambung edit few more pictures*

Tambah power, bukan Power Rangers

2011-04-04T14:18:00.004+08:00

Disebabkan rupa paras kurang oomph dan tiada karisma (you know charisma?not Karisma Kapoor ye!) maka saya pun menjinakkan diri memakai kanta lekap (my god,i just type kanta kelap, then backspace-d tertaip pulak lepak! KANTA LEPAK WHAT THE FISH)

Whatever it is, pakai contact lens mmg feeling mata cun.
Otomatik terus rasa konpiden (walaupun tetap pemalu orgnya *uwek*)

Konpiden sgt muncung-muncung mulut.
Nasib ni 'private time' (read: camwhore time in the car,ALONE).
Try buat kat depan Sunway Lagoon.
Depan berpuluh pengunjung Sunway Lagoon...jangan harap nak muncung bagai!

Akan tetapi, harus diingat..beauty is pain.
All time beauty beauty, must got pain sometimes.

I threw my lens lepas belah kiri tetiba rasa tak selesa, panas.
Masa removed the lens tetiba mata jadi merah.
OMG.
Sempat cakap janganlah sakit mata hari ni (Sabtu).
Sila sakit pada hari Ahad!

Malas nak dtg keje punya pasal.
Niat tak betul terus Allah kasi mata sihat Ahad tu.

*betulkan pin tudung*

Nan pengyou cakap OK pakai spec ni.
So, he bought for me.
Just nak tukar the lens lah.

Btw, he said OK.
OK sahaja.

Patut I tengok mcm tak meletop!
Takde karisma!

Ini baru adil.
Post sekali gambar beliau dengan the nerdy spec.

Biar sama-sama kurang karisma.

Disebabkan spec tahan lasak 5 tahun saya tu mengecil (taktik nak sembunyikan kebenaran muka dah melebar), maka saya menukarkan lens nerdy spec tu kepada lens yang berpower.
Bukan power kuasa tenuk, tapi power mata.

You know, rabun jauh, rabun dekat,silau..Bkn M.Daud Kilau ye.
Tapi silau.

The truth hurts.
My both eyes dah tambah power.
Bukan tambah menjadi Go Go Power Rangers!
Tetapi menjadi lebih rabun!
*nanges*
125 belah kiri, 150 belah kanan.
5 years ago both sides 100 saja.
*sambung meraung*

Today.
First time pakai baju kurung pegi keje.
*ehem, bau kedai lagi ehem*
Dan the nerdy spec
*ehem, power baru ehem*

Terasa diri macam Cikgu lah.
Awwww...sape nak jadi I punya anak murid?
*asah rotan tebal 18cm*

Azam 2011: Masih belum terlambat

2011-03-22T11:07:00.005+08:00

Kannnnnnnnnnn.

Tajuk tu rasa mcm presentation plak!

Orang lain sebulan sebelum New Year, gigih set azam baru kita ni terhegeh-hegeh masuk suku tahun baru nak berazam bagai!

Bukan apa, azam nak menabung utk masa ~~depan~~kecemasan (read TENGAH BULAN) or azam utk mengurangkan laharan tu semua azam carry forward daripada tahun-tahun nan silam.

Not good, not good.

Oleh itu, semalam saya telah menghadiahkan botol air bernilai RM 4.90 (BPA free and eco-friendly katanya!) kepada diri sendiri supaya boleh mengsupply air masak/putih yang mencukupi kepada segala pelusuk tubuh badan.

Dengan erti kata sempoi, KALAU RASA NAK KURUS DAN SIHAT, AMALKAN MINUM AIR MASAK 8 GELAS SEHARI/3 BOTOL AIR.

Bukan takat pakai korset jah.

Oppps!

*pekup molot*

Tadaaaa.

This pix was taken last weekend.

Ni lah saya yang ~~sebesau-besaunya~~sebenarnya.

Ni namanya gemuk mcm dugong terdampar.

Tu pun dah mengecil (walaupun 0.000009 inci,tetap gak kan!)

Motif gambo dengan bunting pembesaran dada secara semulajadi?

Sbb nak bandingkan saiz bunting tu dengan saiz badan saya.

Adalah sama jugak besarnya!

*nanges*

This pix was taken last two weeks.

Friday, if I'm not mistaken.

Sebab senyum lebau bukan main suke suke!

Esoknya Sabtu boleh tido sampai pukul 10 pagi lalalala.

By the way badan adalah sedang mengeshape.

Maka terima sajalah resultnya dengan penuh redhooooo!

Dapat balik body shape mcm ni kira dah alhamdulillah syukur nikmat!

Pokoknya kalau jalan pakai jeans, peha tak bergesel dan bergegar macam drumstick KFC!

Kalau peratikan bebetul adalah terselit love handle sket (what to do mmg mantap kannn HAHAHA)

tapi yang penting......

Konfiden!

Oohh..caramu copycat!

2011-03-14T13:48:00.000+08:00

Sumpah annoying gila bila org sesedap rasa copy apa2 yang otak benak pikiran kau keluarkan dia dgn sewenangnya copy and tadaaaa!

F*cking annoying,bitch.

Pulak tu kau tu belajar tinggi, you've been told not to copy and paste..it is so inappropriate..Tp sbb kau ni agaknya masa sekolah dulu dok copy and paste je kan assignment?

No wonder bebal.
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Life is short. Tsunami comes back. To Japan.

2011-03-11T16:51:00.004+08:00

*terkedu*

Dunia makin...................
Ya Allah, mohon diberi kekuatan kepada yang terbabit.
Mohon diampunkan dosa umat-umat Islam.

Takut sgt.........................
If you see that video, towards the end mcm tu ada nampak few burungs berterbangan.
Suddenly it hits me.
Life is definitely too short.

And remember that movie?
Tsunami At Haeundae.

It's happening,man.
In Japan.
In fact, it is worse than in the movie.

Ya Allah,
We can only pray and pray.
Keep on praying.
Together we pray, and only God helps at time like this.

2011-03-11T16:51:00.000+08:00

Senyuman Paling Cairria!

2011-03-10T13:46:00.003+08:00

Kannnnnnnn.
Lama tak main tag-tag bagai ni!
Dulu rajin jawab tag, maklumlah sehari 4-5 entries pun takpe.
Now malas sket!

Oh,saya di tagged oleh beliau ini melalui entry ini.
Beliau menggetagged saya adalah kerana beliau menjalani contest di sinun!
Adalah bahawasanya saya gagal untuk memujuk diri sendiri menjoin contest Senyuman Paling Ceria!!

*senyum girang tetibe...psycho sgt!*

Saya tak nak masuk join whatever.
Sbb saya skang tak boleh senyum lelebih.
Nnt dagu tenggelam!

*sobs*

CERIA KE NIIIIIII?
Astro Ceria pun 14x lagi ceria!

Jadi adalah kerana bergagal dalam mencari gambar-gambar ceria lalu memasuki contest yang dimaksudkan, I post jugaklah my pic smile-smile sket.
Kannnnnnnnnnnnn.

*selamat dah satu entry this week!lalalalalala*

But if I join gak...I mmg nak hantar picture ni.

*scroll down please!eh,drum roll please!*

CERIA KANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
*senyum lebar*

Meroyan jap!

2011-03-07T13:49:00.000+08:00

Nak meroyan pasal being OBESE pun dah ada solution.
Alhamdulillah!
*tadah tangan ke langit sambil nyanyi alhamdulillah syukur nekmattt..kepada Tuhan yg memberi rahmattt*

Tu pun tgh doubt whether dapat buang excess baggage and condominium 4 tingkat ke tak ni!

*nanges*

Nak meroyan pasal opis, boss takde!

*girang*
*hirup air berperisa Mangga*

Esok pun boss outstation!
Yeeeeepeeeee!

*hello..insert SFX mercun boleh tak????*

Tapi mmg meronta ni rasa nak meroyan!
Duk dak duk dak!
Tak keruan rasa hati ini!
Rasa termenung sendiri
Mengenang nasib ini....

*roh drama queen dah merasuk..sila abaikan*

Rasa nak meroyan sbb pagi td otw to opis dengar iklan radio jualan murah IKEA until 20th March ni sajork.
Rasa mcm nak meraung sgt sgt sgt!
This mnth mmg dah papa kedana.
Tinggal serbuk hampas je dlm bank tu!

*teresak-esak*

Rasa kalau Mydin buat sale ke Parkson ke GUESS ke takde rasa sedih mcm ni.
Ntah kenapa kalau IKEA buat sale masa takde duit ni terus rasa merajuk nak hentak-hentak kaki.
Terbayang katil idaman, terbayang pinggan mangkuk bercolour-colour dan berus jamban kaler hitam yg rege less than RM 5.00 tu!!

Tak boleh terima betul lah.

I think I'm turning in to makcik-makcik.
Sket aribulan tukar selera suka pinggan-mangkuk Vantage ke..Queen Anne? Arcopal?

Nasib kau lah nan pengyou!

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Soalan mintak penampar!

2011-03-03T10:04:00.003+08:00

I have asked the very same question to my ermmmm...to my 'past' and nan pengyou.

The question is like this, "Pernah tampar perempuan?Rasa nak tampar tak muka ni?"
*sambil letak tgn kat muka dan mata innocent HUAHUAHUAHUA*

Test kebesaran tapak tangan katanya!
Btw, apa punya soalan daaaa!

Jawapan I terima, "Pernah, but not to you..Muka you bkn utk ditampar"

Oh,dulu dgr ni je rasa kembang-kembang hidung.
Mcm tengok slot Spektra.
Penuh drama dan....................cinta.

Hampeh.

Soalan sama I bagi kat nan pengyou setelah bertahun bercinta sambil letak tgn dia kat pipi saya dan tanya soalan sama.
It was last week, I think.

Jawapan paling honest dan telus lagi transparent:

"Tak pernah. Tapi beranilah buat hal. Memang kenalah! Berani buat lah..."

Memang tak hypocrite langsung!
Gulp!

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Tersebutlah kisahhhhhhh bersyairlah pulok!

2011-02-25T23:33:00.001+08:00

Sebagai pengguna Celcom, 'beruntung' weh dpt free movie tickets (for two).
Dapat lah hamba nonton Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa (sekali dgn mengusha keras 'lecturer' idaman Mr Yusry kihkihkih)
Royal Premier lagi kauuuuu.
Kelessss.

*btw Yusry mmg handsome, in real life*

*dia tak pernah tak handsome...i pernah jumpa masa zaman keje kat hotel*

*handsome gilos*

Kannnnnnn.
Cakap banyak tak guna.
Now UiTM can hire Yusry jadi full time lecturer sbb I sokong kuat dari belakang!
Cewah, semangat sgt kannnn!
The CGI effect and angles segala macam mmg totally freaking awesome, you know!
Like watching Hollywood punya movie, kira tahap international dah ni!

*girang*

So worth it if you like cerita perang-perang.
I tak suke but I do enjoy the show.

Go and support local movie!
(Sekali dgn belajar Sejarah kekekekekeke)

I love free movie ticket!
(Nak jugak selit!)

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WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

2011-02-25T11:19:00.004+08:00

Biasanya after work, I do not usually go straight to nan pengyou's workplace to pick him up.
I balik rumah dulu or lepak minum kopi or lepak dalam car near my office sampai dekat 7pm.
So that I tak payah tempuh jam yang al-hazabbbb di Kuala Lumpurku yang indah ini.

Last week, ada one day tu I decided nak balik and menjamban dahulu.
So I dah planned sesiap, lepas Mahgrib I will pick up nan pengyou.
Dah sampai my parking lot, I nearly hit the tembok but luckily nothing bad happened.
Ni sebab I nak experiment reverse parking tengok side mirror atas dengan kanan.
Memang bodoh.
Al-maklumlah, peghak.

Then I walked out of the car nak tengok if ada damage (THANK GOD TAKDE!IF NOT HABIS GAJI AKAK!) so blabla yada yada takde apa then I pun sakit perut so I nak rush naik rumah.
I pun berdiri depan driver's seat to turn off the radio and AC.

Suddenly...................................

The indoor light kept turning on and off.
Kalau I jenguk dalam to switch off the radio and AC, time tu lah lampu dalam kereta mati!
Bila I keluarkan badan I, lampu dalam tu on plak!

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

*SFX Misteri Nusantara*

I pun buatlah few times, takut jugak if the indoor light tu rosak ke apa ke.
Tidak yea!
Sepuluh kali buat, sepuluh kali on and off.

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

So, after Maghrib nak tak nak memang kena pick up nan pengyou lah kan?
I siap baca-baca sket.
Risau jugak but memang takde rasa seram ke apa ke.
Then I met nan pengyou and cerita dekat dia what happened and dia pun pelik blablabla yada yada.
Until I buat demo.

Sekali kauuuuu...lampu tu OK sajork!

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

I terus terdiam and we all pun baliklah ke rumah masing-masing.
Then I memang terdiam je lah and dok lah memikir....

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Siap tuduh nan pengyou tak nak percaya kat I, pastu I pun emo emo.
Terus masuk tahap cakap sumpah mmg it happened tadi blablabla.
Bila dah nak sampai simpang rumah nan pengyou, I terus menggigil!

That was the scariest part ever.

Nan pengyou terus sent me home.
I was so menggigil...it was strange feeling inside my body and I felt takut gila.
Sampai menangis-nangis!
WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Then nan pengyou balik his house and esoknya dia cerita ada momok ikut dia balik!!!!

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

*SFX Misteri Nusantara*

Nan pengyou recite Kursi and few ayat then that thing gone.
Nan pengyou said maybe that momok singgah daripada mana-mana ke.

Obviously I mesti cakap it was surely from the car, kan?

Jawapannya...
TIDAK.

*Picture Google-d and edited*
There is a hidden button bawah driver's seat.
If the door is open, then lampu automatically memang on lah kan.
Depends jugak if you set it to Door mode.
So I guess my big fat lutut touched that button.

Which is yes.
This is the explaination why the lampu keeps turning on and off while I jenguk and keluar.

So peghak of me!
Takut tak pasal-pasal sampai dok pikiaq tup tup momok datang 'singgah'.
Nasib baik 'singgah', janganlah apa-apakan saya!
I dahlah penakut ya hamats!

So moral of the story...tak payah pikir sgt.
Dok pikir tu yang dia datang.
Sometimes imaginasi kita jugak kan.
But bear in mind, this momok thingy exists.

*SFX Misteri Nusantara*

Tak caya tengok Misteri Nusantara.

By the way, tadi masa nak buat entry ni I pakai Paint to draw the car.
Sungguhlah buruk.
I sendiri tak paham ni bentuk apa lah!

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Bahana makan pedas-pedas

2011-02-25T00:21:00.000+08:00

8 kali menjamban daripada tengah mlm semlm.
Bayangkan 'paip bawah' tu berapi ke tak? LOL.

Terus sms my lady boss said I am taking a day off sebab mmg tak tahan!
After 2pm and lepas try minum green tea then lawatan ke jamban pun berkurangan *happy face*

Maklumlah nak gi klinik sengkek akak,deknon!
Tu pun mujur Mak tersayang called borak-borak and tanya, "Ada duit lagi?", "Nak duit tak?"
Hebat talian telepati mak-mak yea?

But then walaupun dah OK, after dinner tadi balik terus rasa loya, angin memutar satu badan.
Adoilah.

Badan mcm dugong terbiar mcm ni lah.
Hangen satu badan.
Bruppp brappp erkkkkkk.
No more Ginger Beer, I'm cutting off the sugar intake.

Feeling sangat nak kuruskan badan!
Cane?!
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Ronda-ronda di Jakarta (Finale)

2011-02-21T09:59:00.007+08:00

Malas dah nak menyambung-nyambung kisah choti-choti.
Peghak sangat nampak kannnn, takkan everytime pi Jakarta nak story mory, macam org lain tak pernah pegi kan!

Kannnnnn.

Al-kisahnya malas nak sambung sbb cite pegi tempat sama but I won't story story like that hor!
Cuma nak cik kiah pasal I discovered few different things yang I dapat masa trip hari tu.

First, macam yang entry lelepas tu, I borak dengan my Indo friend pasal they all ada yang makan fast food once a year tu. I am still shocked.
Tapi tak insaf jugak dial hotline Canadian Pizza, beratur nak makan Mc D. Haih haih haih.
One more thing yang buat I insaf sangat kat sini I still boleh hidup, boleh kerja sedap dok bawah aircond, makan lunch sesedap.
Dekat sana, yang ada qualification mcm I bukan sahaja susah nak dapat kerja, mostly companies memilih jugak nak tgk umur..Atas umur 25 tahun, bersedialah kau!
Style nak cari pekerja muda sajork.

Sadly, dekat sini pun ada few big companies yang prefer orang muda-muda untuk teraju management.
I thought those yang ada experience lagi ber'value' tinggi daripada jagung muda?

Well, it is about fresh ideas and physical kot.

Anyway, we all discovered satu lagi tempat shopping brg grosir etc Thamrin City.
I'm so in love with this place!
Tak sesak macam kat Tanah Abang.
Bleghhhh.
Have I told you yang we all kena maki dengan budak-budak pengemis kat sana?
Just because we all tak bagi duit terus dimaki segala.
And beware dengan porter kat sana.
If you don't need their help, just tell them no.
If you need just a simple help macam panggil taksi, sediakan 20ribu RP.
Tapi make sure bagi kepada yang you mintak tolong sahaja.
Sbb masa nan pengyou nak bagi tips kat sorang porter ni ada kawan dia main sebat je duit tu.
Just like that!

Nan pengyou tgh susun produk makanan buatan Indonesia.
Time ni saja singgah nak beli air alih-alih Mak nak borong teh bagi kat kwn-kwn.
Daripada bawak bakul sajork, terus sorong troli!
Macam duduk dekat sini je!

I love groceries shopping kat Hypermart ni!

Big boss kirai duit LOL
Banyak juga we all beli.
Dalam seratus lebih duit kita.
Penuh satu troli tau!
Haruslah stok kecap Bango untuk rumah dan kiriman kawan-kawan.
Tak beli byk sbb takut pecah dalam luggage.
Bumbu masakan pun mak saya beli.
I tumpang beli tepung goreng LOL.

Sedap uols!

Bangunan apapun tak tau.
Ni my niece yang snap.

Ni Bundaran HI.
Tempat orang-orang kaya.

Gosh, mmg kaya OK.
Ala-ala orang kaya shop shop di Pavillion.

Terasa golongan middle-low sangat!
Bayangkan dorang yang middle-low income mmg lalu je kot macam kami!

Yang menginsafkan, kat sini boleh tgk setinggi-tinggi bangunan dengan orang-orang kaya hebat bershopping, tunggu driver then the other side in few kilometres ada pulak rumah bersusun rapat dengan anak-anak kecil ketuk pintu taksi mintak belas kasihan.

Apa yang silapnya di Indonesia?

Yang I tengok pembangunan hebat, produce barang sendiri tau!
Tapi apa punca sampai ada kaya tersangat kaya, dan ada yang sekecil-kecil Alyssa dah mengemis.
Sayu sgt!

We went to jalan-jalan last night kat sana.
Saja jalan-jalan sampai hujung-hujung Jakarta kau!
Mmg best tengok the other side of Jakarta
Even dah nak masuk Bekasi dah pun.

Masa kat Ancol I saja snapped sampan-sampan kat situ.
Sekali I dengar baby menangis!
I asked my friend ada orang ke kat situ and he said yes.

Berumah di dalam sampan je uols!
=(

Muka macam nak bagi penampaq je kan!
Al-kisahnya saya diserang sakit kepala denyut-nyut sebab berhujan gerimis di Ancol malamnya kan!
Oh, btw masa ni we all requested nak naik sekali berlima.
So we asked for bigger cab.
It was from Silver Bird adik beradik ngan Bluebird kot.
Dapatler naik Vellfire (ala-ala Alphard)
Puas hati sbb tak perlu berhimpit dan sangat selesa!

Tapi masa otw to bandara, nan pengyou cakap the driver tgh mengantuk.
Mata asyik terpejam.
I time tu mmg dah hanyut sbb makan Pantalon.
Alhamdulillah walaupun macam tu sampai jugak kat bandara.

Mak saya ni asyik 'menyusun' duit je.
Bukan nak belanja saya kat kedai duty free sini huhu~~

Kannnn!
Gelap dah baru terhegeh nak pulang!

Yang ni je gambar yang molek sket.
Tu pun puas suh posing comel.

Malu kat mak saya kot? LOL!

By the way, trip kali ni mmg banyak menginsafkan.
Next time kalau ke Tanah Abang, I nak sediakan small duit like seribu RP banyak-banyak so that nanti I boleh bagi to budak-budak kecik yang mintak sedekah.
Dorang pun kalau boleh mesti nak duduk kat sekolah, belajar macam org lain.
Kesian sgt.
I masa tu pun mood tak betul and tgh sibuk jaga barang then ada one of budak-budak tu dah tahap nak selongkar beg plastik we all, tau!
Nasib baik guard kat sana halau!

My mum plak dia bagi 10ribu RP to one girl ni, mmg kecik lagi macam besar Alyssa je.
Then we all sent my mum, my sister and my niece naik cab dulu balik hotel.
Tinggal I and nan pengyou je tunggu the next cab.
Tup-tup budak-budak pengemis yang lain semua target we all!
Sampai kat jalan besar diaorang ketuk cermin cab!

Memang menyesal takde small change.
Apalah sangat nak bagi seribu dua rupiah sorang pun kan?
Haih.

Oh, by the way.
Sume pemandu Bluebird cab adalah sangat sopan dan baik.
I seronok dapat borak-borak pasal ekonomi, pasal jalan-jalan dengan dorang.
Ada sorang tu masa our first night kat sana, nan pengyou and I keluar hotel nak tapau food for my family.
Then we all tahan cab nak pegi our fave warung in Jakarta, Ayam Bakar Pak Nur.
So we all borak-borak pasal ekonomi, pasal attitude rakyat, comparison between Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore.
It was a nice conversation until the driver dapat one call.
He said sorry but he has to take the call then we all pun OK je lah.
I heard perempuan yang called, macam terjerit-jerit.
Rupanya his wife menangis-nangis sbb baby dorang kena tahan kat hospital.
Tak dapat bawak balik sbb tak cukup 180ribu nak bayar.
So he said to the wife dia nak kerja now, nak dapatkan duit and kept on suruh bini dia bersabar.
Sedih tak uols rasa?
Dia siap nak gadaikan TV kat rumah tapi nurse kat situ tak nak, sbb tak percayakan dorang.
I tahap dah macam terkejut dan sedih sbb you know perempuan lepas bersalin dengan tak dapat menyusu baby dia, of course meroyankan?
Cost nak pegi hospital kat sana mahal OK?
It was like beratus-ratus gak nak melahirkan anak.
Walaupun ramai orang komplen service hospital kerajaan kat Malaysia ni teruk tapi pikirlah yea kita masih ada peluang nak dapatkan rawatan.
Memang bersyukur sangat!
Disebabkan kami mmg rasa sayu sangat dan berharap bapak taksi tu dapat ambil balik anak dia we all bagilah extra.
And dia pun sanggup tunggu we all tapau food and tunggu we all beli barang kat Yo-Mart lagi.
So he needs another 30ribu RP malam tu which I percaya dia boleh dapatkan.

"Semoga berhasil mendapatkan semula anaknya ya, pak!"

I saw him smiling. And a happy face.

Hari Kelahiran!

2011-02-20T20:25:00.000+08:00

Dan saya telahpun memulakan hidup dengan usia di peringkat 'just nice'

Just nice kepala otak saya.

Hai, saya berusia 27 tahun dan saya OK sajork!

*nanges*
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Takde hati perut sungguh!

2011-02-18T14:26:00.003+08:00

Sedih gila.
Tak terkata lagi dah, mmg sedih teramat.

As a seller, sepatut clarify you nak tu or nak ni..you want cash zap zap, no nego, no installment yada yada.
Should know how do you want the process of selling-buying to be kan?
Ni after spending time berbalas email bagai suddenly someone offer lagi gempak terus gelabah.Suddenly keluarlah ayat need money etc etc so I yang dtg dulu ni tak boleh bagi apa dia nak so I kena lupakan sajork.

I punyalah excited, I tell you everyday I berdoa my paycheque cepat keluar so I can buy that stuff.
Dalam penantian tu, dapatlah pulak email cakap someone has offered the seller price lagi tinggi (PADAHAL NI BUKAN BIDDING OR BELI KAT EBAY KE APA)
I siap keluar beli measuring tape bagai and I can remember how excited I am!
Now?

How unethical.

Dalam business mmg kena pikir untung whatsoever but tolong ada hati perut sket.

Sumpah sedih.

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Ronda-ronda di Jakarta (Intro duluuuuuu)

2011-02-09T12:06:00.006+08:00

Lemau je kan rasa lepas cuti panjangggggg kena masuk opis dan menempuh jem yang ya rabbi! Hazabbbbbb!

Cuti panjang hari tu takde pegi manapun.
Planned few months before.
Tu pun atas ehsan emak tersayang maka berterbanganlah kita ke seberang.
Ehsan ke tajaan ke apa ke, mesti kena bayar balik.
Macam mana tu?

*pitam*

Anyways, ada sedikit menyesal datang sana masa cuti CNY.
Memang-memang dorang pun now dah celebrate CNY kan!
And most of the shop owners are Chinese so pepahamlah kita jadi sangap gila, so pegi ke mall-mall berhampiran sajork!
Our main plan was actually to buy stuffs for my emak and I wanted to shop dekat FO kegemaran saya HAHAHAHA.
Tapi di Tanah Abang dan Mangga Dua ke apa ke semua kedai kebanyakan bercuti, jadi terasa sendu di situ.

*sobs*

Well, of course orang dtg Jakarta to shop, kan. DON'T TELL ME PEOPLE GO VISIT THE MUSEUM ONLY!
Nonsense.

Thanks to the Internet. Found this map.
Printed it out but then left it at home.
Bagus.

Just a lil bit about Jakarta.
(IF YOU'RE ALREADY TAU, BAGI CAN SKET I NAK EXPLAIN..PEGHAK MCM NI LAH KAN!!)
Jakarta ada 5 bahagian: Pusat, Timur, Utara, Barat dan Selatan.
Orang seperti saya yang 'jutawan' berangan ni cuma mampu 'bermain' di mall sekitar Jakarta Pusat sahaja.
That day, we all stayed near Hyatt.
And it was also near Hotel Indonesia.
Cuma kita tak checked in kat tempat mahal like that HAHAHA.
We stayed at Studio One for 3 nights. Affordable gila dengan bilik yang bersih.
And it is near to Tanah Abang, my mum's fave place.
Cuma nak balik ke hotel kena pandai ingat jalan because you sebutlah alamat sekalipun kat bapak taksi sure tak tau punya!

Cuba kau duduk dekat Hyatt or Hotel Indonesian Kempinsinki-whatever-I-tatau-nak-spell.
Sure bapak taksi tau je.

Sentap!

By the way, bila habaq nak ke Jakarta (again) orang tanya tak boring ke?
Gila nak boring?!
Nak-nak pegi sana, emak tersayang memberi 'pinjaman' dahulu BWAHAHAHA.
My target just nak beli baju kerja and few stuffs lah kan.
And I wanna meet my friends there.

And it was my emak who wants to go there.
Annual trip katanya.

*pitam*

By the way, masa Malaysia menang Piala Suzuki tu memang masa tu dah berdoa janganlah kecoh sampai CNY sebab dah beli tiket bagai.
Sampai sana, alhamdulillah...masih saja peramah orang-orang di sana.
Takde pun kasi tunjuk bra laser!
HUAHUAHUA.

Cuma, this trip was a good one..INSTEAD OF THE SHOPPING PART LAH KAN MMG TAK PUAS HATI!

*mogok sendiri padahal miskin kedana...chaitttt!*

I learned a lot from my Indo friends.
And from the bapak taksi.
I am so thankful, I got to eat fast food every month.
Dapat gaji je I can spend some money and buy Wendy's ka, Mc Donald's ka.
But according to my friend, most of the mid-low income family, they will only eat fast food once a year!
I repeat, ONCE A YEAR!!
And what makes me so kesian and at the same time rasa bersyukur sangat-sangat walaupun gaji ciput dan cukup-cukup makan sajork, I still boleh pegi ke mana-mana naik kete, tengok wayang, makan besar (walaupun masak sendiri kannnnn!nak jugak...) but those yang ada qualification macam I, they earn sedikit sahaja.
And they live somewhere in the outskirts of Jakarta.
Because if they live in Jakarta, especially Jakarta Pusat or Jakarta Selatan or anything yang near to Jakarta Pusat (except Jakarta Timur sebab dia dah nak masuk Jawa Barat...kot) cost of living adalah tinggi.
Kalau bekerja kat area Sudirman, which terletaknya shopping malls yang luxurious macam Grand Indonesia tu, mmg susahlah jugak kalau gaji ciput. I pun mampu makan KFC sajork di Grand Indonesia!

So, mmg dorang pilih makan tempat-tempat murah. He said makan di warung-warung, food di bawah 5,000 rupiah.
Or bawak bekal.

And he said, mathematically, mmg they cannot live with such low wages but it is definitely a miracle they can survive and save some cash!

But, macam tu lah.
Eat fast food once a year.
Buy things when they need it.

(to be continued)

Ni muka tembun kesan makan fast food berlebihan.
Hari Isnin tetap dinner dengan KFC jugak.
Tak insaf!

Boss,mintak MC sehari (dua pun boleh!)

2011-02-06T22:35:00.000+08:00

I feel sick tonight.
Seriously so freaking sick.
*cough*

Kannnnn.
Katanya esok dah start kerja balik.Haruslah tak boleh feeling-feeling extend choti-choti kan!

Harammmmmm.

Ni ada gaya dan petanda nak demam ni.
Lidah pecah, tekak perit.
Hidung kemek..eh..

Last night at Jakarta hari tu main hujan kat Ancol. Otw nak balik KL yesterday mmg loya,mual segala. Nasib baik ada Pantalon.Telan sebijik,terus lelap!
Ni,dah balik KL and rest one day pun rasa mcm sengal-sengal badan.

Demam terkejut kot esok dah Isnin!
*cough*
Masak bubur lah ye kita..
Walaupun demam, selera tetap nauzubillah!!

*pose dugong terdampar kelesuan*

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Do you know what is your real colour?

2011-02-04T12:26:00.001+08:00

Of course I dah tau what's my REAL colour!

*riak*

What the......

Takkan colour peberet sendiri tatau kan!

Nonsense!

I got to know my colours when nan pengyou sent my name to a 'tukang tilik' masa dia balik kampung few years ago.

By the way, the tukang tilik tu bukan tilik apa...

Dia pakai kekdah apa ntah falaq falaq tu..

Dia checked my birth date and came out with some numbers and that drags into few other categories, which panjanglah listnye kalau nak habaq mai kat sini :)

I don't simply believe it but as a guide bolehlah.

Means I can use the tilikan untuk cari kerja ke apa ke.

Surprisingly, dalam pekerjaan I tu the tukang tilik cakap I sesuai keje PR.

Scary or not?

I was a student of PR and dia tatau pun!

*SFX Misteri Nusantara*

And another thing, yang best gila...dia cakap I ni dalam kategori 'jutawan'.

You know...banyak duit masuk.

DAN YANG TAK BESTNYA, SAYA JUGA ADALAH SENANG KELUARKAN DUIT!

How leh!!!

Mana dia tau everytime online je, I mesti check blogshops dulu.

Tak kesahlah dalam bank ada seploh hengget ke, or dalam purse ada seringgit kan!

CUCI MATA TU PENTINGGGGGG!

Kalau berkenan, sure gigil tak tido malam pikirkan kenapa tak boleh beli barang tu!

Luckily, those barang biasanya tak mahal nak mampos.

Gaji akak kecik je deknon!

Pasrahlah kan jawabnya!

Oh, berbalik kepada tujuan utama blogpost ini adalah soal warna.

You know..colours?

The tukang tilik said my colours are silver and gold.

You know...SILVER and GOLD.

*check lemari baju sat*

Absolutely takde baju kaler silver and gold!

So jawapannya, SILA SHOPPING BAJU KALER SILVER DAN GOLD!!!!

Kannnnnn.

Tak padan dengan kulit malap dan gedempol.

Kalau ala-ala Beyonce sure letops pakai baju silver or gold colours kan!

Sapa sheols yang nak caras mak?!

*pose cekak pinggang ramping*

Pinggang akak?

SEDIH DEKNON!

Sedih!

Oh, baru nak google gambaq J.Lo in silver dress plak.

Tapi merenung ke cermin tengok satu hapak pun, baik kulit mahupun body fiqure macam J.Lo jadi terbatal hasrat!

Padahal ni kannnnn...sebesar kuman pun takdak macam Beyonce!

Akak meraung lagi!

So, kekdahnya....

Soal colours, I don't mind.

I am a fan of earth colours, pink kadang-kadang.

You look blue like always.

And black.

Black helps me to create a SLIMMER me.
I shouldn't say NO to black colour.
Seriously.

Makanyaaaaaaa....tilikan tu cuma tilikan.
Just a guide for me, nothing else.
Kalau nak ikut sebijik..payahlah.
Buatnya I tak nak jadi PR, nak jadi artis rekaman kanggggg..CANE?

*pose-pose check kertas tilikan*

Oh,takde dia cakap I boleh jadi artis!

*nanges*

Leaving on a jet plane!

2011-02-02T14:19:00.000+08:00

Akhirnya....berchoti-choti juo.
Sedang nunggu pesawatnya donk!
And the best thing, tak book hotel lagi.

Mmg mantap!

Selamat bercuti!

2011-02-01T09:25:00.000+08:00

Pengisian ilmu-ilmu membeli-belah.

Hari Wilayah, so negeri-negeri atas nama Wilayah Persekutuan dapat cuti.
And since I work (and live) in KL, I pun dapat cuti.

Masa untuk merepeat baca buku-buku di atas.

*sarung kacamata*

Dan juga pack my bags!
Yeay!

*girang*

Semangat patriotik!

2011-01-31T11:45:00.002+08:00

Tersedak pagi-pagi ni baca news pasal kucar-kacir kat Mesir.
It is so bad!
Sampai ada student perempuan Malaysia katanya kena raped!
OMG, if it is a true story...Ya Allah, please help her.Give her strength!
Then ada juga students yang kena rompak.
Tak boleh nak go out, takde duit sbb ATM semua jahanam, airport terbakar.
Dah tu tak boleh pakai Internet, tak boleh buat call out. Yang boleh hanya call in saja.

This is a big thing, you know.
Still waiting for the government (or any parti politik and NGOs) to take some actions.
Takkan nak sit back and enjoy the news, kan?

I hope the government is taking an immediate action.
There are thousands of pemegang IC beralamatkan MALAYSIA kat sana.

We, all the rakyat Malaysia, can always pray for their safety.
Walaupun adik-beradik, menantu, pakcik makcik, girlfriend boyfriend, saudara-mara kita takde kat sana but they are our friends.
Kata 1 Malaysia kan!

Semoga Allah melindungi rakyat Malaysia di sana.
Amin.

Semangat patriotik bukan masa Hari Merdeka sahaja.

Akibat makan gula-gula berlebihan

2011-01-28T10:27:00.002+08:00

AWAS! Kawasan perempuas buas!

Tengah sakit gigi ni jangan buat pasal ye.
Nak je bagi warning kat budak sebelah si pendengus ni.
Tadi berdengus, lepas tu flu pulak.
Rasa nak suh dia pi toilet buang segala 'empangan' cecair dalam hidung tu.
Balik-balik sedut, keluar...kau sedut balikkkkkkkk.
Dah tu main sedut keluar je lah sampai pukul 6pm?

Sah, nanti ada orang meroyan!

Dan awas lo! Kau berdengus macam tapir kang I jadi buaya!
Pedulikkkkkkk!

*meroyan*

Terima kasih. Sila masuk lagi.

2011-01-27T14:44:00.006+08:00

Tada!!!

Cantik tak rumah kita?
CANTIK KE TAKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!!
Jangan keji lebih-lebih OK?
Sentap kang!

Dah.
Tak tau nak cakap apa dah.
Goodbye, polka-dotty 'house' !
Sobs.

Jemput masuk yea.
'Rumah' renovate tak pakai kontraktor macam ni ler jadinya.
Godek-download style lain-godek-lunch-godek-alter-godek-SIAP.

The background colour pun tak menambat hati pun this is the only yang senang nak 'kerjakan'.
Yang lain........HAMPEH.
Tak pandai akak nak coding moding segala!
Dating tau lah!

By the way, bila cakap pasal colour..do you know what IS your real colour?
Later lah kita cite yea!

Si Hidung Temek.

2011-01-26T10:20:00.004+08:00

Last Wednesday, I received a call from my sister.
The conversation was like this:

Alyssa: Shada, esok cuti kan. Bila nak bawak adik gi rumah Shada? Adik nak swimmim
Yours truly: OK, tapi Shada takde duit dah. Adik gi mintak duit kat Mak cakap adik nak gi umah Shada tapi Shada takde duit, nak isi minyak kete. Hehe
Alyssa: *menjerit* MAKKKKK! ADIK NAK DUIT,NAK GI UMAH SHADA..ISI MINYAK KETE..ADIK NAK SWIMMIM!!!
Yours truly: Oiiiiiiii!!! Apa kau cakap ni!!!!!

By the way, my nieces and nephew sume mmg biadab panggil I nama je. Payah ke nak sebut Auntie ke Mummy ke KAKAK ke kannnnnnnn!

Masa Alyssa spoke to me I didn't know that my mum was there too. So, mmg takde niat nak cakap I didn't have money (maklumlah tengah bulan..petrol setengah tank pas-pas pi balik keje je wakakakaka) but when Alyssa shouted to my mum, terus I terkejut HAHAHAHA.

Then, of course my mum bagi some money..enough for me to fill the tank and buy some food for my sister and her kids.
So after work tu I pegi fetch mereka dekat Shah Alam.
Gigih tempuh jem yahamats!
Rindu kat si hidung temek ni punya pasal :P

Hidung temek ni ada time cranky, mood swing betul.
Masa nak groceries shopping sket kat Tesco Jln Kuching last Thursday dia boleh buat hal plak.
Terus kene jerkah dgn I
GARANG SANGAT KANNNNNNNNNN.
Muka nak masam je kan. Siap nampak pampers lagi.
Tak senonoh betul hidung temek ni!

Tapi balik rumah je dah OK plak mood dia.
Siap buat konsert bagai pukul 2 pagi.

ESOKNYA I PI KEJE MCM ZOMBIE DUGONG BERJALAN.

Tengah-tengah bulan haruslah budget ciput je so pegi Tesco lagi Friday night tu sbb nak beli nugget.
Buas betul anak-anak sedara I makan.
Again, singgah main menatang ni.
Oh, kesian anak sedaraku.
Gaji makcik ciput nak oiii.
Kalau tak, harus mak sedara kau ni bawak pi fun fair kan!

*meratap nasib*

Wakakakakakakakakaka.

Balik buat konsert lagi.
Asal nak tido je, mulalah dia menyanyi bagai.

TERPAKSALAH JADI PENONTON.

"Alyssa, ni nama siapa?"

*sambil tunjuk teddy bear iteww*

"AZIZAH"

*pitam*

Thought of taking a good gedik picture with her but this is what i get!!!!!!!!!
Banyak gambar rosak!!
Tak reti duduk diam betul hidung temek ni!

Was talking to herself.
Konon kembar dia hahaha.

Tunjuk Alyssa this pic after I snapped lepas tu dia mintak TIGA ALYSSA IN A PICTURE!
*pitam*

Definitely miss her so much now!
My room is empty dah.
Kalau tak...melingkar je dia, her brother and her mama.
And her fave is to duduk infront of cermin sambil jahanamkan eyeshadow I!

Life's so boring without them.
(AND WITHOUT MY SIS OF COURSE SBB DIA RAJIN SAPU BILIK AND HALL HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

My happy meal tertinggal her Azizah kat my house.
Guess where is Azizah now?
Dekat my bilik, sebelah my bantal 'wangi'
HEHEHEHEHE.

The deal is off.

2011-01-18T11:51:00.003+08:00

Cepatnya masa berlalu.
Next month dah 27 years old.
*pitam*

Mak aihhhh.
Kertu sungguhlah!

At the age of 27, I just started working.
Masih probation lagi yea.
*pitam lagi sekalik*

Unlike my mum, at the age of 27, she already got four kids (yup, including yours truly)

I have nothing actually.
Pencapaian tak memberangsangkan langsung.
But I really believe in rezeki, jodoh dan segalanya sudah tertulis (KAT MANA TERTULIS TU, CUBA JANGAN TANYA SAYA YE)
Semua ni Allah SWT dah decide so should I just continue living like this and wait for everything?

I do not wanna wait.
I seriously hate waiting.
I benci tunggu orang janji sekian-sekian waktu but they're way tooooooo late.
I benci tunggu Mc D 2 jam tak sampai-sampai lagi Ayam Goreng Spicy tapi bila dah sampai fries layu semacam.
I benci tunggu janji-janji dan uncertainty.

If kuasa di tangan saya, I'll make it with my own hands, my own ways.
Apakan daya I bukan Power Rangers Pink!

Menentang kuasa kejahatan!
*pose*

Sedihhhhhhnya.
Not that I nak question what Allah has decide for my life.
Eh, bukan.
I mean in life, decision is not always from our own self, no?
Involves many people, especially those yang menepek around us.
Our family, partner, friends.

That.
That's what I nak cakap.

I bukan Super Heroin yang boleh buat everything.
I cannot do things yang I cannot even afford it.
I cannot decide certain things.
Sometimes I cannot do whatever I want!

Kannnnnnnn!
I bukan Wonder Woman, OK?

*sarung topi sakti Wonder Woman*

There is time I feel so thankful, believe everything's worth to wait.
But I ain't a Super Heroin, man!

If we have to wait for everything, then the deal is off.

You tanya, beliau jawab!

2011-01-14T15:54:00.005+08:00

Kannnnnn.
I should ask him some really good questions that day tapi takdak mood nak tweet #tanyanajib kat Twitter.
Soalan-soalan mengarut pun dia layankan!
This is a great approach..he looks like just a normal Malaysian man, maybe like yang pangkat-pangkat CEO (sebab beliau pakai tie dan suit kannnn) and he sounded ermmm...very warm and friendly.

Some more he looks like uncle neighbour depan rumah ke belakang rumah and he doesn't really sound too formal.

Wowwwwww.

Bibir beliau juga merah.

*sapu lipstik di bibir*

Erkkkk.
Masih tak mampu tandingi bibir merah beliau!
Nanges!

Good job!
At least we know Tok Najib pun pakai Twitter.
Tech-savvy sangat!

P.S Tok Najib, pasni war-warkan BB Pin/YM id senang rakyat nak berkongsi pendapat/meluahkan perasaan/mengadu ngehahahahahaha.

Ada benda....

2011-01-14T09:50:00.003+08:00

.......nak cakap ni!

SELAMAT BERHUJUNG MINGGU!

*sfx bunga api meletop-letop*

Mana yang ada duit lebih, sila gunakan sebaik mungkin. Sale CNY merata ni!

Sale dan wanita ibarat air sirap di kenduri kahwin, tak bisa dipisahkan.

Saya adalah pemakai cermin mata dan kanta lekap

2011-01-07T10:09:00.000+08:00

....kerana saya adalah perabun!

Kannnnnnn.

Al-kisahnya I pakai spek sebaik habis SPM. Time tu I and my lil bro nak order kehepsi.
Actually we all menurut perintah Queen yang duduk dalam kereta sementara kami pegi membeli.
Pada petang yang rembang (sumpah I tatau maksud rembang tp I nak guna jugakkkk!Tak kireeeeeee!) I nak order tapi nampak samar-samar je.
Terus I suruh my adik baca menu.
Mesti cashier tu ingat I buta hurup.
Tak terpikir pun kalau cashier tu ingat I tak reti baca OMG OMG baru terpikir now!

Oh,abaikan je.

Power I tak tinggi mana pun. ~~sama bonsai mcm aku lah hikhikhik~~
Tapi sorang ni cakap takyah pakai spek lah nanti heal sendiri.
Sorang lagi cakap pakailah...nnt tambah power kalau tak pakai.
Habis tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
Kang I yang bertambah power sebagai Power Rangers baru kau tau!

*emo lebih*

Ni second spec.
Beli time diploma.
Sampai sekarang ada lagi.
Masih elok dan cun.

Punyalah kedekut nak ganti baru.
ghjklkjsnhbgyujwmne dnfcjoxx

Lepas tu berjinak pakai contact lens (atau dengan nama manja, kanta lekap)
Kannnnnnnnnnn.
Terus feeling nama tukar jadi Shade.
Or Shake.
Like shake your bon bon c'mon gimme now shake shake dbgdcjdkdksks

Tapi ujung-ujung cari gerai nasi campur makan tempe gak!
Tetap Melayu!

Then tukar kaler amek kaler lain.
Sedar diri time tu.
Lepas tu nak over lagi...terus beli lens yang buat mata bolat dan comel mcm gadis Korea.

Tetap tak sedar diri ni.
Tak comel pun uwek uwek tipu!Tipu!

Lepas tu beli kaler brown plak.
Haaaaaaaa.
Ni saya suka..sebab macam au natural eiiii gedik gedik.

Kannnnnnnnnn.

*kedip-kedip mata*

Eh, nampak kombang idong den ni ahhh!

By the way, I ada jual jugak contact lens ni tapi now malas lah sebab I ada bad experience using it.Because pakai lens ni leceh wooo.
Kot-kot kuku terpanjang sket habis koyak lens.
Bila tak sedar terkoyak, mata merah je pastu rasa sakit.
Kalau ada rasa macam tu selalu, elok tongsampah-kan je lens tu!
Kene pakai rewetting drops few times kalau tak kering mata uols tau!
Macam pakai spec je senang..hambik hauk sauk...sudeh!

Tapi...macam biasa nak feeling muka 'kurang buruk' (read: SANTEKKKK) sobab tu lah den pakai ni ha!
Kannnnnn.
Masalahnya santek ker?!!!

Tetap nak feeling berangan cantik.
"Beauty is pain"

But now got painkiller so no beauty meh?

Doribusebelas

2011-01-05T11:11:00.003+08:00

Happy new year! Happy New Year!
*SFX bunga api meletop-letops*

Dah doribusebelas kannnn?
Cepatnya masa berlalu~~~
Macam baru semalam sambut new year 2010, now alih-alih dah tukar nombor.
Umur pun bertukar nombor gak!
Oh tidak!

*meraung*

31st December tu I buat new year BBQ kat my house.
Kecil-kecilan je, maklumlah takdok pitih.
Ado pitih, tapi pitih nok bayo utang kuikuikui.
Sian ite!
Rasa nak balik rumah mak sekaraaaaaangggg gak!
Seksa weh tengok first paycheque surut tak semena.
Vaviviviviiiiii.
Ni yang rasa nak carik keje lain!

So, what's your resolution for 2011?
Mine, I berazam untuk tidak berazam pada tahun ini.

*smile*

Ahhhhh.
Azam tahun lepas aci ke idok nak carry forward?
Macam I kononnya nak kuruskan badan, sekaliiiiiiiiii double trouble naik mendadak!
Macam mana tu?
So, azam 2010 adalah gagal.

Nasi adalah penyebab utama.

Akibat daripada pemakanan yang berlebihan dan stress yang melampau (stress tengok bills, rental etc etc)

Yes, saya adalah gemok gedempol tendang masuk gol, saya bukan obses like "OMG OMG I AM FAT" padahal jarum penimbang tunjuk 47kg je.

Saya memang obese dan saya tak OK!

*emo*

Lepas ni nak carik green tea and drink 2-3 servings masa kerja.
So that no sugar dalam badan!

Gula mahal!
Say NO to gula!

Muka pun dah tak fotogedik so seldom take picture and upload dekat FB, Twitter, blog sekalipun.

*nanges*

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2011-01-01T14:02:00.001+08:00

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Blog header, courtesy of this awesome blog!
Edited by yours truly (NAK JUGAKKKKKKKKKKKK!)
Remember my polka dotty background?
Awesome isn't it?
Free sajork!

OK NAK SAMBUNG RENOVATE RUMAH!

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Maju terusssssssss...Malaysiaku!

2010-12-29T09:52:00.003+08:00

Tonight is the night...
Get ready with a bag of full Twisties, Beryl's chocolate, dodol (MALAYSIAN FOOD,remember?Patriotik sket!), air tenaga Tongkat Ali (Made in Malaysia, kan?) atau 100 Plus (of course Made in Malaysia..don't kid me OK?).

Malam ni sape pakai ASTRO sila mintak tak hujan,nanti rancangan tergendala.

*nanges*

Kita tak pakai stesen TV berbayar sebab line RTM, Media Prima all clear no buaya.
So kita takde hal.

Kannnnn.
Kekwat sangat.Padahal tak mampu!

Now everyone is focusing on the second-leg game (AFF Suzuki tu ntah apa namanya) and everyone also jadi pengkomen arena bola sepak.
Especially perempuan.
*yea, saya pun sama*

Yang penting, semangat!
Kalah atau menang, doesn't matter.
Main kat tempat orang kalau kalah takpe, asal we give our best.
Janji kat tempat sendiri, gol dah cantik!

Lagi satu makcik nak komen.
Tengah-tengah hubungan panas ni antara Malaysia dan Indonesia, apasal lah pi buat orang sana marah main laser bagai?
Penat-penat footballers kita gol, orang kata kita tipu.
Ni sebab mangkuk hayun periuk belanga yang cetek otak.
Kan dah kena double up stamina sebab nak tunjukkan Kita Boleh!

Kalah, menang..akak tak kesah.
Sebab takde dengar pun PM nak bagi cuti esok kalau menang.
Datuk Seri Najib, what say you?

Patriotik kannnnnnnnnnnn?
*kibas Jalur Gemilang*

Hari ni saya gembira sebab ramai orang cuti saya kerja tapi takper..Saya redha! kjhgfdsfrgtyhuiolxxxx!

2010-12-24T12:49:00.005+08:00

Datang keje pagi tadi, senyum lebar-lebar.
Sebabnya, TGIF (Thank God It's Friday).
Yeay!

.....and Thank God, si perengus on leave today sebab prepare nak celebrate Xmas katanya.

*lompat tinggi-tinggi*

So happy tak dengar keluhan rakus sang jantan today sampai 5pm nanti.
Kalau tak.....isk isk isk.
Mental torture sungguh.

Anyways, my lady boss takde..outstation ke Borneo so boleh 'party-party' kat opis!
Weehoooooooo~~

*SFX bunga api meletop-letop*

Ngeeeeeeeeee.
Feeling-feeling nak terberuk terkinja pun boleh je kannnnnn!
All the trainees sume coti sebab besok nak raya.?
Jadi opis adalah sunyi sepi kauuuuu tauuuuu!

Tapi nan hado nak berparty bagai.
Muslimah yea, jadi bersopan.

*sarung selendang Ekin..opss tukar 'jenama' sbb Ekin dah tak pemes*

Kannnnnn?

*sarung selendang Yuna...HOIH YUNA TGH TREND YEA*

Kannnnnnnnnnnnn.

By the way, tudung tu mmg diberi nama tudung Yuna.
Tuan pemakai je takde ciri atau rupa ayu Yuna.

Juga tidak memiliki bakat menyanyi sambil bermain alat muzik.

Cuma memiliki lemak berlebihan berbanding Yuna.

Itu mmg berkelebihan beliau.

*nanges*

Perengus yang tak berhenti mendengus!

2010-12-21T16:59:00.006+08:00

Kisah: Se~~ekor~~orang yang suka merengus ketika di pejabat dan mengakibatkan amarah!
Tempat kejadian: Opis saya =)

Situasi:

Since we accepted his application to be part of the team dekat office ni, I thought anyone who sits beside me ni bolehlah molek perangainya.
He is, indeed, a very soft-spoken guy, SANGAT SOFT YOU HAVE TO SHOUT "LOUDER! ICAN'T HEAR YOU!", kurang cakap, duduk di tempat sendiri sajork, kurang bertanya (kalau perlu je mulut dia berkicau,lain takdok!)

*klik if nak luaskan pemandangan*
Supposed sebelah I takde orang but since tempat nak place the interns all dah full so dia tercampak sebelah I.

He's a foreigner which the country he belongs (and the other two interns) mmg I tak pernah dengar. But, negara empat musim kata mereka.
Kelesssss.
Baru I tau belah-belah Aprika ada empat musim kauuuuu!

Sah pengetahuan Geografi kurang mantop.

Ceritanya begini.

Every five minutes, I akan selalu dengar dia mendengus.
You know like take a deep breath kemudian lepaskan.
Macam gaya letih buat keje, penat.

Padahal kau tau, keje dia main tenet lepas tu bukak tutup FB, jawab tepon gepren etc etc.

Keje aku banyak tak nak plak tolong.
Vaviii.

*sambung balik*

Dahlah opis ni sunyi, semua tekun 'buat keje'..tetiba dia punya mendengus tu setiap 5 minit!
Tension akak!
First time...I can accept..terus pakai headphone, pasang lagu full volume..SETTLED.
Then, takkan everyday nak dengar lagu..kang my lady boss lalu sebelah ke, tengah panggil I ke..harus tak dengar kan?
So, sometimes je lah pasang headphone, sometimes terpaksa menahan sakit jiwa dengar dia mendengus!

Huffff..huffffff

TENSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

*gambar Google bagi pinjam*

Lepas tu I mulalah siri hentak-menghentak meja, berdecit (SBB DAH TAK TAHAN SGT, SO NAK LAWAN DENGUS DIA DGN DECIT I..MANA HEBAT?), merungut dalam Bahasa Malaysia (cuz dia tak paham HAHAHAHAHA).

And today, I campak handphone atas meja and said "Tensionnya aku!!".

MASIH DIA TAK PAHAM MY SIGNS SEGALA PETAKA YANG AKU DAH TUNJUK.

I cannot tegur him because when I was an intern, bila my behaviour orang tegur, I rasa down.
Kalau pasal work, please tell me so that I can improve but if nak tegur my behaviour like helloooooo!
PERANGAI HANG CANTIK SANGAT LAH KE?
LOL.
Padahal tak pernah pun kena tegur.
Budget baik di opis ;)

Plus, the other intern baru lepas cerita that their country dah nak stop send their students kat sini sbb ramai yang datang sini tak balik-balik.
Sebab accident then yilek dan juga sebab commit suicide.

Kang I sound, besok-besok datang keje, tergantung plak dia kat depan pintu opis.
Scary gila.
Nauzubillah.

SO JALAN PENYELESAIANNYA ADALAH TERUSKAN BERSABAR DAN SABAR SAMPAI TERBALIK MEJA PUN TAKPE.

Takper takper takper GFDDFGHJKNBVGYUIOLKNBVCXDERFGHJKLBVCDFGTYUIKOLMNB!!!

Choking my throat.Awesome song.Wonderful feeling.

2010-12-16T12:10:00.007+08:00

Every time pasang lagu ni, mesti dapat goosebumps!
Seram seram sejuk.
Brrrrrrrrrr......

And I do feel like it is choking my throat..just like when you are about to shed tears but you cannot :)

THAT'S WHY I WANT TO SHARE SO WE CAN CRY TOGETHER!!
vcbhnjklmnjidnsnmedhfudmxxxx

Mungkinkah sebab suara dia ni sedap gila rasa macam nak mengorat je.
YEA,MEMANG.

Mungkinkah saya banyak dosa?
SUDAH TENTU =((

"....ampuniku Ya Allah...Yang sering melupakan-Mu"

Melupakan TGIFGHIJKL,Tony Rimas,Nonda mahupun Baskin Rombins..Hi,homemade food!

2010-12-15T12:33:00.008+08:00

Sejak anak Mak dah besar, keje sendiri, duduk sendiri, bayar sewa sendiri *sobs*, selalulah I saving duit sebelum the next paycheque.
One of the cara is to cut budget on foods etc. Means lunch time instead of pegi kedai super mahal dekat sini, I beli Maggi cup and eat dekat ofis or I eat breakfast so lunch dgn biscuit ke kerepek ke, something light lah.
Sobs.
Tak kurus jugak aku.
Tu yang pelik dan Misteri Nusantara sungguh.

Sometimes, dinner I makan..But lately, I tried kurangkan nasi.
My weight is super ridiculous and I know I gain few kilograms.
So now nearly 80kgs.
Yes, I am that fat.
You know why?
Cuz I stand 152cm, and that's OBESE (BMI said that, mcm jahanam)
Fish that!

Whatever it is....
I found myself rajin masak skang *pat my own shoulder..TAHNIAH!*
Tu je nak bagitau HAHAHAHAHA

Been craving for laksa few weeks ago.
My SIL cooks delicious Laksa Kedah, tapi special occasion bolehlah ask her to cook.
Pasar Malam's Laksa isn't that good lah.
Kalau ada pun....JARANG.

Eh, you know that some penjual they put tissue sebab nak pekatkan kuah?
*pitam*

So last two weeks, I cooked Laksa Penang (carik resepi and modify haha)
Yummeh.
First trial jadikkkkkkkkkk!
*clap clap*

Tapi nan ado orang luar jadi pengadilnya so I boleh katakan my Laksa is OK.
Passed.

*riak*

If balik rumah after work, penat dan malas...I'll masak cekodok je!
I like it nipis and garing.
So nak dapat kegaringan tu, sila bancuh lebih cair sket.
Dan tambah sesudu (atau dua sudu,terpulang kepada anda) tepung tempura.
Seriously delicious OK!

Extra letak bawang merah potong nipis-nipis and ikan bilis.
Ikan bilis tu carik-carikkan into small pieces.
And letak jugak sesudu cili giling.
Double yums.

I have to take some seafood ke, inner parts like hati, paru sbb my darah merah tak banyak.
Sobs.
Eh, gemuk macam I ni pun bila nak derma darah tak lepas OK?
Kata nurse, "Darah awak cukup utk you sorang"

How lehhhhh?
Derma lemak lah like this!!!

So, cooked kerang rebus few weeks ago.
Makan sampai kembung.
Now dah muak!

Next food, please!!

Nak makan TGIFGHIJKL ke Tony Rimas ke Nonda ke..mmg tak mampu ye!
I mean mampulah..esoknya sehari berlapar.
Boleh ke mcm tu seksa badan?!
Kang badan buat demo merusuh bagai...sape nak jawab!

So, beli chicken parts (watch out for the Reduced To Clear section dekat Tesco, you're lucky if you can get some OKLAH-NOT-SO-FRESH meat or lamb) and marinate pakai apa ada dekat kitchen.
Tadaaaaaaa *rujuk gambar di atas*

Rasa mmg tak sama dengan restaurant mahal.
Yang penting...kenyang!
Dan rasa ayam.
Bukan rasa pelik-pelik.

Sekali-sekala teringin nak makan Baskin Rombins.
Yea, I know it's Baskin Robbins.
There's some story I salah ckp that words few years ago and until now nan pengyou ejek.
Biadab kan dia!!

Tapi he's so sweet he bought me one scoop of my fave ice-cream Chocolate Mint!
And his was mango-flavoured...ughhh too sweet!
Two scoops with some strawberry topping costs like RM 18++

*pitam*

Pencahayaan tak bagus.
Kurang pasti objek di atas.

*betulkan contact lens*

Kannnnnnnnnnnn.
Nak mention pakai contact lens baru!

Tadaaaaaaa!
Homemade ice-cream!
I swear it is homemade not from Baskin Rombins whatsoever!
It is creamier than Aiskrim Malaysia (OF COURSE LAH CIK KAK OIIIIII!) and tastes good!
I made satu bekas and shared dengan nan pengyou last few weeks.
That time nan pengyou high fever plak and that was so great we didn't have to splurge on aiskrim mahal just to cool down his panas membara throat kan!

Good girlfriend and good cook!

*perasan!*

Resepi gila senang.
Orang bujang pemalas like me can do sambil tonton DVD OK!
Percayalah!

Banyak foods I cooked last few weeks.
This week?
Last week?

MALAS!

Terima kasih Tuhan Yang Maha Esa.

2010-12-10T10:28:00.004+08:00

Alhamdulillah.

*betulkan selendang*

Pagi Jumaat yang hening ni dah dapat good news.
Alhamdulillah.

*kemaskan pin selendang*

Semalam puas 'memaki' betapa slownya Internet.
Padahal salah diri sendiri sbb orang kata 10th December..kalut gak nak gi check on the 9th.
Kabornye teman-teman udah ramai yang nengoknye semalam.
Tu yg parkinson tak sudah, alih-alih tak dapat menengoknye!

*sinsing lengan baju*

Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Yang penting, sekali lagi syukur ke hadrat Illahi.
I tak prepare speech ni actually!

*betulkan mic*
*betulkan mic stand pulak..maklumlah..bonsai!*

Syukur..walaupun cuma sedikit tapi mmg setimpal dengan usaha saya yang tak seberapa iteww.
Pertama sekali, thank you Allah.Thanks so much for the blessings et cetera.
Eh, sounds stupid if I speak rojak-rojak apakah-neraka! (what the hell)
Anyways, thanks to my parents for the support..mostly in term of financial.
And also my ~~fans~~ friends in UiTM.
I am sooooo happy!

Eh,dah 'overrun' ke?

Thanks all!I love you guys!

*tutup mic*

Kannnnnn.
Feeling retis menang award ke apa?
Gigih.

Anyways, semalam I nak tengok result exam which menentukan if I have really completed my degree.So I pun berlumba-lumba dengan thousands of students yang nak check result.
Bedebar mcm nak kena pinang.
Yelah, buatnya my internship report teruk..Tak ke dapat teruk.
Yang satu subject tu lah buat berdebar-debar.
Kita tak suke tau!Macam rasa nak kena pinang plak!Auwwww,gatal!

Dah sampai tengah malam semalam, masih tak berjaya then dapat tau UiTM will send the result dekat e-mail.So,I pikir nak check this morning sajork.
Then, nan pengyou sibuk nak tolong check so he checked and told me the result.
Which is alhamdulillah.
At least 2 years spent biorlah best sket final ni ye dok?
Kira tebus balik C+ yang dapat masa the first two semesters kot HAHAHAHAHAHA.
And maybe it means jugak yang my lady boss hantar report best pasal I ngeeee perasan!
Yang penting my beloved academic advisor.I owed her.
She gave me A- for my academic writing last two semesters then now bagi A for my internship!
Yipeeeee!

Yeay!
Anak mak dah besar!
Dah boleh kawen!

Hello, my name is Shada.
And I studied PR in UiTM.

Super love UiTM.
You hate, I ada heran?

I miss my French class!
Although dapat B sajork selama 3 semesters but..
Tu es magnifique !
I can speak French!
(five sentences count, right?)

Lepas ni mesti rindu gile dekat kawan-kawan, para pensyarah dan cafe.
Pastu mmg dah start rindu kat UiTM, terus tengok qualification lepas ke tak nak masuk amek Master kat FKPM.

Kannnnnnn.
Berangan sajork.

Ni zaman diploma mmg tak payah cakaplah.
Tengok badan tu now dah tiga kali ganda dengan triple chin.

Ahhhhh...

*nangis*

Saya mahu holidays!

2010-12-08T11:55:00.005+08:00

Not in a good mood, really.
I just want to bebel 'bout nothing actually.
Sindrom insomnia kot.
Takpun PMS.
(SELALU SALAHKAN PMS PADAHAL DATE JAUH LAGI tsk tsk tsk)

Not in a good mood but in the mood for blogging.
Macam mana tu?
Krisis mood katanya.

Just to inform you (feeling artis sgt nak inform org bagai hahahaha) I am now a bit penat..too tired for nothing actually.Ceh, nak kata keje menimbun...kek opih ni den melepak sajork!
If schedule penuh pun sbb meeting clients etc.
Selalunya melepak main tenet je.Gigih!

Dalam pada melepak je keje,I feel a bit tired lah.
Apa, kau ingat duduk melepak tu tak penat ke?
Penat OK otak nak pikir mana ntah blogshops nak dijenguk (tak serik!), tu belum lagi pi tengok airlines ticket kat memana airline companies (tengokkkkkkk je!)..sume buat kepala jadi weng!

Tadaaaaaaa!

Seriously, I am so so desperately nak pegi holidays!
Just a simple vacation pun OK.
Janji I seronok.Hiks.

Kannnnnn!
Simple je CGK tu.
I sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Bukan sbb shopping best (TIPU---TU SEBAB UTAMA) tapi sbb I rinduuuuuuuuuuu.

I rindu nak shopping since baju keje dah bersiaran ulangan beberapa kali sebulan....tak best tak best.

And banyak sebab lain!

Ni bukan tempat momok.
Ni tempak bestgilesayasukegile.

Harap kamera pinjaman kepunyaan ibuku mmg tak lepas nak tunjuk beautiful scenery kat tpt ala-ala peti sejukbeku tu.
Dia punya sejuk...gigil gile!
Nama tempat tu Puncak.
Bukan Puncak Perdana, Shah Alam tetapi Puncak, Indonesia.

Lelaki baju merah pegang payung merah tu sebenarnya pakai seluar pendek dan T-shirt merah jambu yg jambu.
Sampai sana,gigil sebab sejuk gila so belilah sweater itewwww.
Price: Less than RM 14 plus.

Mamat bertopi adalah kawan saya yang namanya kalau diterjemah ke dalam Bahasa Malaysia: anak sulung.
Kawan saya dah jadi kawan nan pengyou.
In fact, kawan saya baik dengan nan pengyou sekarang.
PERAMPAS KAWAN SUNGGUH.

*paksarela*

Yang cowok lagi satu tu, a funny guy yang I tak kenal but my friend's friend.

Duduk bersimpuh...amboi!
Jemput makan!
*sinsing lengan*

Makanan murah-murah.
Sedap-sedap.
Hidangan tongseng,nasi, sate kambing what else I forgot..
Utk empat (4) perut= RM 30++

Lemak dalam badan: PRICELESS.

Kain berlambak kat rumah, some nak dijual but that orangey is mine.
So I kena pegi balik CGK sbb I nak beli kain lagi sbb dia takde kawan.
Cian ia.

Oh, laju sgt motor so tak nampak hotel pilihan.
Hotel ni murah tapi OK je.
My mum said hotel OK and nice, yang penting mudah untuk melakukan solat.

Yes, pegi dgn mak mmg best sbb pilih-pilih hotel, pilih je nak apa.
Lagi best pilih barang,capai jeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Kemudahan asas (banyak tiada dlm gambar hiks)
Yang penting, mak saya dtg sana tengok sinetron sambil tunggu anak beliau habis merendek jumpa kengkawan.

Bertuah punya anak.
*memang pun*

Part paling benci tunggu flight delay.
Boring.
Tapi paling best dapat cuci mata alahai jambunya abang Mat Salleh.
Rajin dia baca buku.
Ingat ni sekolah ke bang?

OK NI SEBAB UTAMA I SUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NAK PEGI CGK.
Time take-off.

Sebab 'dia' geletek perut kitalah!
Sebab tu kita sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

SUMPAH NI SEBAB UTAMA SAYA NAK PEGI SBB SAYA NAK PEGI SHOPPING SO KALAU BOLEH NAK ANGKUT MAK SAYA SEKALI SO BOLEH FEELING SHOPPING GILA-GILA DAN MENJADI GILA SEBAB MAK TLG BYRKAN HEEEEEEEEEEE

*satu nafas*

That was almost 6 months ago punya stories yes basi gila berkulat berulat sbb camera cable hilang kemudian jumpa semula lepas tu moody dengar lagu-lagu penyanyi dari seberang lepas tu feeling check tiket plak sekali tgk tarikh nak pegi tiket not available etc etc.
SEDIH GILA.

*tarik nafas*

Ke ada peluang nak visit New Zealand ni? AirAsia suke tau bagi kita meleleh air liur!
Sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Insomnia

2010-12-05T03:45:00.001+08:00

Ntah tetiba insomnia padahal kaki tido!
Ni pun dah try guling hujung tilam sampai ke atas tilam kembali membuat aksi kepak dan renang berirama...namun hampa!
Mata masih tak mau tido!
Eiiii..dahlah baju menimbun,melolong mintak dicuci..Bilik air pun mintak sental lagi padahal Isnin dah cuci kilat,ni kena cuci lagi.
Nasib baik dah shopping pokok kat Ikea ptg tadi.
Eh,macam takde kene mengena kan!
Saja nak riak gi Ikea bazir duit makan meatballs yg makin lama makin kecik lepas tu bazir minyak kete yg pakai Ron95 yg sudah naik 5sen (whattt?!5sen jeeee?--yg ckp mcm tu adalah berlagak..sbb 5sen seliter k!Kau kumpul2 setahun boleh byr service kete punya fee k!Tapi demi kesejahteraan negara,aku rela)

Haaa..emo plak kan!
Sbb td dgr ada staff kedai bwh rumah ckp minyak naik,gula naik semua akan naik ah!
Takpe..gula naik bagus.Not good for health.
Tapi sume nak dinaikkan rege,mmg ramai naik darah dan naik hantu.Kan?

Eh,termelalutlah plak kan!
Tu tanda awal dah tu.

*guling-guling badan sambil goyang kaki*

Eh,sape nak tido dia kene goyang kaki dulu?

*saya!saya*

Dulu I habit,now dah kurang.
Now nak sambung habit I ni balik.

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Disember sudah!

2010-12-01T16:33:00.002+08:00

First day of December!
Woot woot!

*smile*

So today I started working as an exec *yeay* with 6 months probation and yup, less than 2K punya salary but alhamdulillah, syukran!Syukran!

So, another 3o days before new year and next year akak dah tua.
Lepas ni boleh start bahasakan diri Acik plak!

*pitam pitam*

So, Disember!
Semoga segalanya menjadi baik.
Amin!

Eh,malam ni feeling nak buat budget for next month woot woot!
Kannnnnnn!
Berangan gaji kau beribu-ribu lemon heh!

Tapi gasaklah.
Yang penting budget budget bila boleh bayar room rental, api air segala.
JANGAN LUPA JUSCO, MYDIN, GIANT, TESCO dan jua blogshops.

*girang*

Target mesti ada!
PASTI!

Yesterday is only a history.

2010-11-22T01:33:00.003+08:00

Tonight, I cannot sleep so I decided to blog HAHAHA.
Yes, blogging can make me fall asleep while waiting for the picture to be uploaded.
Thanks to P1!
P1 hebat!HAHAHAHA!

By the way, by the way!
*Cik Kiah mode on*

That housemate yang I bengang tu already said sorry to me.
It was Raya that time.
So, she sent me an SMS told me that tak nak bergaduh lagi and she said sorry.
Yea,niat itu sudah baik.
I just accept it and said sorry too.
BUT BUT.
Haaa...kau!
Ada but lagi.
Cuz in that SMS she told me to bank in her duit komisen!
Actually, before we all 'berantem', she told me that she wanted to bank in some money to my account, kira macam tumpanglah so I pun OK je.
Then,duit tu masuk time we all not in a good condition kan.
No wonderlah she said sorry but knowing her yang stubborn dan so childish, I pun malas nak panjangkan cerita.
Orang nak mintak maaf bukan senang, kan?

*smile*

Don't know how we react when we see each other sebab dia belum balik from kampung lagi.

On the other hands, that so-called relative to my lady boss had apologized to me.
He was making fun at me and I, straightaway gave him middle finger HAHAHA.
And membebel.
He came to me and asked why.
I told him.
And he said, "Jangan nak tunjuk baran kat sini"
I was like what the fish!
I told him that he cannot treat me like the ex-staff he used to main-main.
I told him you showed me middle finger and pretend to press your breast, it is not ethical kan?
So he said sorry and I said OK.
Then, he told me, "So we're cool?"
I nodded.

BUT BUT BUT.
Haaaa BUT lagi kan!
After that, he acted icy cold towards me!
Tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ada aku kesah?
If he tells my lady boss I am panas baran and ask her to get rid of me (he's a spy, dangerous one :P), I have already prepared my 'script'.
Kannnnnnnnnnn?
Feeling ala-ala tak dapat jadi penulis skrip filem LOL.

Ada akak kesah, dek non?
I know he will tell 'something something' to my lady boss, or may be not tapi he should know that not everyone can terima 'dirty joke'...especially when you hardly know me.

Growing up is his only option.

*smile smile smile*
I need vacation, really.

Why don't you just say the F word?

2010-11-15T09:37:00.003+08:00

Someone showed something to me this morning.
Right after my lady boss went out for breakfast.

He showed his middle finger.
Unexpectedly.

And I yelled at him, I will tell my lady boss about his stupid behaviour and it is considered as sexual harassment.

Then, he was pretending to press his breast, too.

I have a second thought of working here!

BECAUSE HE IS RELATED TO MY LADY BOSS!!

I have an ugly housemate and she is so rude.And pemalas.And she is single.Berminat?

2010-11-12T11:39:00.004+08:00

I am writing this entry with a frustrated heart.
I am mad.My sabar is way jatuh berdebuk!

My friends always said I have a mulut longkang.
Sbb I suka bagi ayat sarcastic, and many friends (or ex-friend) really hate it.
So, when I am with new people..I have promised myself that I shall try to cool down a bit.
Kalau nak maki-hamun, blog, Twitter even Facebook ada!
Just make sure, that person tak dapat tangkap apa yang I wish to say.
Yes, I bagi maksud tersirat.Maksud tersurat senang nak predict and boleh buat bergaduh besar.
Which I malas.

But today,like I said in the so-called mukadimah, my sabar has meet its limit.
I tried to build a good relationship with my two housemates.
Since we will see each other everyday, kata tinggal serumah..there I rasa mmg patut ada good relationship.
Tapi, bila orang naik lemak dan biadab, you see lah org yang bersabar pun akan naik angin!

I am ordinary people.
I have feelings, I cepat marah.
Almost 5 months I bersabar and this b*tch really make my blood go upstairs and never come down!

Her age is 21 years old. Before I moved in with them, the other housemates kalau nak tegur suruh buang sampah punyalah macam nak ajar budak kindergarten.Physically mmg dia dah besar panjang, tapi dia punya gedik ya rabbi!Nak kena treat like a kid!

So, since dah tukar new house, I have to take care of the house, since my name is on the agreement.And I paid more than them, too.
Bayangkan balik rumah from work semalam, I saw kaca berterabur (it's her sampah) and we were like kena berhati-hati bila nak jalan.
I waited for her last night sbb nak bincang pasal duty roaster which I planned nak start next week.Since dia pun tak pernah tolong sapu rumah, mop lantai.TAK PERNAH.

Then she went back pukul 11 plus macam tu and I told her about the kaca.
She was looking at me.Blur.
Then went off to the toilet and later to her room then back to the toilet.
Then I tunggu lagi.
Lepas few minutes after that, she just went out of the toilet and masuk dalam bilik.
Jam dah pukul 12 am.I have to go to work this morning so I pun dengan rasa bengang, hantar sms.Which I asyik backspace, tukar ganti ayat supaya dia get the message and tak terasa.
Tapi ujung-ujung aku tetap letak "You just walked away like that and that pissed me off"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OK lepas tu she replied ckp penatlah whatever shit, I pun replied kami semua penat but nak rumah bersih blablabla and it goes on and on.
Rupanya minah tu nak merambu ntah ke mana.Oh,got time for fun fun lah kan?
Then pagi tadi I tengok ada one message from her cakap, "Don't push me OK?"
Wah, ini sudah biadab.
I agak-agak memang dah hangen satu badan and I said she's being rude blablabla and it went so bloody teruk because she said who am I to tegur her?I suka mengarah blablabla.
What the firetruck man!!!
My hands were shaking, I was so mad.
Migraine attacked me.
I have to let it out.
I cried.
Yes, bila I terlalu marah, I will cry.
I bukan sedih dia cakap I mengarah ke apa.
I am mad because I tak maki dia and she deserves no respect from me!
No respect at all!

There she is!
No, not the one yang pegang phone, that's me HAHAHA.

I had enough with her attitude lah.I think I pernah made an entry sebab I bengang dengan dia dulu.
Yes, she's the one yang tinggalkan used pads in the toilet sampai malam tu I kena 'kacau' dengan suara orang bagi salam and perempuan ketawa mengilai.
Masa tu she went to Thailand sbb feeling bercuti and dekat rumah tu pun ada one jug of Milo basi and her sampah sarap.
Still, I mengamuk kat Twitter and Facebook sahaja.And blogged about it too.
I tak tegur pun.
Then, few times I tolong clean after her shits.
Oh, berak pun pernah tak flush uols!
Nak kata apa?

Now, bila I tegur, dia tak boleh terima.
And I said to her I kecik hati sbb she can't even respect me but she said she doesn't care.

Do I need that kind of housemate?
Thinking of chasing her out.
What's the point of having her in that house?
Dahlah nak bayar sewa rumah and car pun kena mintak-mintak dengan orang.
How pathetic.
Kalau cantik macam artis takperlah jugak.
Super pemalas macam apa ntah.
Nak ikutkan pun, I sama je pemalas but do know your own responsibility.
Siap suruh I cakap elok-elok, macam the other housemates buat.
Yuck, she ain't a kindergarten kid.
She's already a woman!
Bulu *tooot* pun dah bersepah!
Vaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

One Moment Please !

Serious.

Serabut.

Muda remajatua

20 Things I Would Like To Do in 2012!

Haipppppp *asah hujung rotan*

Tahun baru.

27th

Jual.

Myspace VS Facebook

Disko!Disko!

Rumah.

Tulisless Thursday

This is LIFE!

pa·tience

I am OKAY.

Tips Pegi Interbiu Keje!

Hi, my name is ADOILA.

Barang Expired!

Cintailah Paip Anda

Pot Pet Pot Pet je kau tau!

Karaoke WEDNESDAY

Syampu syampu!

Rezeki.

Malaysia Boleh!

Hilang

Wordless Wednesday?

Bulat kecik,bulatlah besar.

Renovate.

Bersabar.

Besar macam kapalterbang.

Tetiba hangin.

Ahli Bina Badan Iniewww Telah Pun Kilija.........

All About Raya

Selamat Hari Raya! *pompompom*

Saya datang nak interview, KAK.

Bakar.

Syurga makanan.

Pulau Pinang jauh di utara

Muka besar tempayan.

MTV World Stage 2011 tickets (REGULAR)

Mencari Kerja.

Geramnyehhhh

That's it.

Same old brand new me.

I will survive!

Mengetest

OK EMPLOYED ALREADY.

Officially unemployed.

Pakcik tua yang keji

gendang gendut tali kecapi,badan kau gemuk kau hadapi!

cherating dan buah keranji di tepi jalan, bukan di dalam perahu..

Menghapus Facebook Account, permanently.

Oh doyan!

And I surely am thankful for the invention of editing softwares.

Tambah power, bukan Power Rangers

Azam 2011: Masih belum terlambat

Oohh..caramu copycat!

Life is short. Tsunami comes back. To Japan.

Senyuman Paling Cairria!

Meroyan jap!

Soalan mintak penampar!

Tersebutlah kisahhhhhhh *bersyairlah pulok!*

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Bahana makan pedas-pedas

Ronda-ronda di Jakarta (Finale)

Hari Kelahiran!

Takde hati perut sungguh!

Ronda-ronda di Jakarta (Intro duluuuuuu)

Boss,mintak MC sehari (dua pun boleh!)

Do you know what is your real colour?

Leaving on a jet plane!

Selamat bercuti!

Semangat patriotik!

Akibat makan gula-gula berlebihan

Terima kasih. Sila masuk lagi.

Si Hidung Temek.

The deal is off.

You tanya, beliau jawab!

Ada benda....

Haipppppp asah hujung rotan

Selamat Hari Raya! pompompom

Tersebutlah kisahhhhhhh bersyairlah pulok!